The beginning of the week: For work and/or school resulting in depression is a genetic condition that is triggered either spontaneously or from a significant amount of emotional pressure, associated with it being Monday!
by Johnathan Angelo Rosa Jr. April 4, 2009
Get the Manic Monday mug.by Justincarr December 24, 2007
Get the modarka mug.Don't hate Mondays! It's one seventh of your life! If you die when you're 70, that means you spent 10 whole years of your life complaining that it's Monday!
by unfortunatelyihatethemtoo April 2, 2010
Get the Monday mug.The day after Superbowl Sunday, Where everyone wakes up hungover and watches the news to see who won anyways because they were too drunk to remember.
Dude 1: Dude! Tomorrows superbowl sunday!
Dude 2: Yeah i know! But then theres superbowl monday after...
Dude 2: Yeah i know! But then theres superbowl monday after...
by dr happy face February 7, 2007
Get the Superbowl Monday mug.The Monday after Black Friday and before Nigga Tuesday. Used by Craig Robinson's character "Delaney" in the Kevin Smith film Zack and Miri Make a Porno.
The Xmas discounts start on Black Friday. Get better by Moolie Monday. They rock the fucking joint by Nigga Tuesday.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 2, 2010
Get the Moolie Monday mug.The act of defecating inside a woman's vagina and having her squeeze it back out. Named for bearing resemblance to how moray eels pop out of their holes.
Bob: "My girlfriend has always wanted a pet eel, but I don't want a fish tank."
Jim: "Have you tried giving her a Moray Eel? All the excitement of an eel without the fish tank!"
Bob: "Isn't that sexual?"
Jim: "Yes, that makes it even better!"
Jim: "Have you tried giving her a Moray Eel? All the excitement of an eel without the fish tank!"
Bob: "Isn't that sexual?"
Jim: "Yes, that makes it even better!"
by TheAtomicFish September 5, 2009
Get the Moray Eel mug.A Beer-Drinking movement, started at Colorado College, where every Monday evening is spent casually drinking Microbrews and celebrating beer for its exquisite flavors and artistic values in addition to its ability to cure any Monday stresses.
Cyrus: man, I can't believe the weekend's over, this week's gonna kick my ass
Mike: cheer up mate, it's the best day of the week... Microbrew Monday!
Cyrus: oh yeah you're right! Monday is the new Friday!
Mike: cheer up mate, it's the best day of the week... Microbrew Monday!
Cyrus: oh yeah you're right! Monday is the new Friday!
by Micro Brewly January 25, 2011
Get the Microbrew Monday mug.