The most badass mother fucker you've seen get behind the wheen of a forklift.
When he pulls UP, the panties drop DOWN.
When he pulls UP, the panties drop DOWN.
by ForkliftGod October 27, 2022
Get the Miguelmug. a very horny man
by fuckyouandurmader December 6, 2021
Get the Miguelmug. Miguel probably looks like Ellen DeGeneres, but its okay, because he’s fit as hell (from his morning walks at a 6’40 pace 💪🏼)
Bessa: “Look at Miguel! He’s so fit, always running!”
Madalena: “Are you talking about that boy who looks like Ellen DeGenere? I’m pretty sure he’s walking… not running..”
Madalena: “Are you talking about that boy who looks like Ellen DeGenere? I’m pretty sure he’s walking… not running..”
by %%%%%%%%% August 27, 2025
Get the Miguelmug. by Wanterito September 26, 2015
Get the Air Miguel'smug. Darien:Ayo you heard José Miguel argueta Rodriguez that kids ass
Hermes:nah I haven’t heard of that
Divine:did you record it
Hermes:nah I haven’t heard of that
Divine:did you record it
by Jose’s-best-buddy November 25, 2019
Get the José Miguel argueta Rodriguezmug. Miguel is someone who often feels alone—not because people don’t care, but because he struggles to let anyone in. He has deep-rooted trust issues, though what he may not realize is that the person he struggles to trust the most is himself.
He gives off the impression that he wants something serious, but when things start to get real, he pulls away. He disappears, only to reappear when it suits him, often leaving people confused and hurt. This back-and-forth isn’t out of malice—it’s a reflection of his inner confusion and emotional turmoil.
No matter how much love you offer Miguel, or how genuine your intentions are, his mind is often scattered—lost in a hundred different directions. He’s still trying to figure out who he really is. At times, he even takes on different personas, trying to become someone he’s not, just to be accepted or to avoid facing his true self.
Deep down, Miguel is a good person. But instead of showing his true self, he hides behind a mask—one that protects him, but also causes pain to those who care about him. He doesn’t mean to play with emotions; he’s simply lost, unsure of what he wants, and afraid to be vulnerable.
He gives off the impression that he wants something serious, but when things start to get real, he pulls away. He disappears, only to reappear when it suits him, often leaving people confused and hurt. This back-and-forth isn’t out of malice—it’s a reflection of his inner confusion and emotional turmoil.
No matter how much love you offer Miguel, or how genuine your intentions are, his mind is often scattered—lost in a hundred different directions. He’s still trying to figure out who he really is. At times, he even takes on different personas, trying to become someone he’s not, just to be accepted or to avoid facing his true self.
Deep down, Miguel is a good person. But instead of showing his true self, he hides behind a mask—one that protects him, but also causes pain to those who care about him. He doesn’t mean to play with emotions; he’s simply lost, unsure of what he wants, and afraid to be vulnerable.
by Mysticmoon916 May 25, 2025
Get the Miguelmug.