It was 11:20 on a Sunday night, she forced me off of the bed by once again hogging the bed. I edged back into my spot only to once again be awoken at 11:56 by hitting the shag carpet. THAT was the last straw! I went to my storage chest, busted out my last remaining wife beater and just as the clock struck midnight I dropped a fist bomb on my spouse. This was the first Midnight Haymaker to be thrown and if my snuggle spot is ever threatened again the midnight haymaker shall once again commence. Now she knows if she hogs the bed, she will get the the midnight haymaker , when the clock strikes midnight. A midnight haymaker is when you strike your spouse at midnight for hogging the bed.
by Branzached July 14, 2021
Get the Midnight haymakermug. Midnight Creepypasta is a roblox game made by 444macressssss where you survive killers explore new maps and survive to earn ingame currency witch is Money and survivals use those to buy weapons guns and other items like speed coils
Midnight Creepypasta is a roblox game made by 444macressssss where you survive killers explore new maps and survive to earn ingame currency witch is Money and survivals use those to buy weapons guns and other items like speed coils
by safdawfds June 28, 2022
Get the Midnight Creepypastamug. Harry: Dude last night i sneaked out of my window onto my roof to go midnight bowling after my parents fell asleep.
Micah: Wow dude I wish I was as cool as you
Micah: Wow dude I wish I was as cool as you
by fruitkabob January 23, 2011
Get the Midnight Bowlingmug. by ChickenPho October 12, 2019
Get the Midnight Harrymug. by Whitegirlwithadarkside January 8, 2018
Get the Midnight twinklemug. The midnight shit is when you wake up in the middle of the night after you finally got some rest and you have to take a mean shit. You run to the bathroom to take off your pants and everything comes out in a slimy wet explosive diarrhea. You sit there in the darkness deep in thought about your days and why this shit is happening. You think about your life and your previous choices wondering just why did I do that. The midnight shit is the shit that makes you think about the next day and how much sleep youre gonna get for that night. Once youre done shitting you still have a funny feeling in your stomach that keeps you on the toilet. You wipe your ass as you push to hard and shove your fingers in your asshole. You go back to your bed thinking about your shitty feeling stomach and how shitty of a sleep that was.
by joffway February 22, 2023
Get the midnight shitmug. Engaging in sexual intercourse between the hours of 1 and 4am.
Can also apply to sex occurring within 3 minutes of waking up from an REM sleep.
Can also apply to sex occurring within 3 minutes of waking up from an REM sleep.
"Yo Johnny, that's your 3rd cup of coffee before 10am, what gives bro???"
"Damn man, ran some midnight laps with the lady last night, never caught my second wind"
"Damn man, ran some midnight laps with the lady last night, never caught my second wind"
by Jrockwhc June 29, 2012
Get the midnight lapsmug.