Microsofty

1. A person who publicly supports Microsoft while turning a blind eye to its corruption.
2. A person who uses Microsoft products or services, particularly one who publicly supports Microsoft while turning a blind eye to its corruption.

There are probably millions of Microsofties who think Bill Gates is God, just as right-wingers worship George W. Bush (who is a major Microsofty in his own right).

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

Microsoft Nicknames

Any of the numerous nicknames applied to one of the most disgusting corporations on the planet, along with its founder, Bill Gates (collectively known as Billysoft).

I'm sick and tired of getting Microshafted, Microscammed and Microfucked by Billysoft (aka Micro$oft M$), from Microsludge (e.g. Windoze, M$ Office, Internet Exploder) to brainless Microslaves and loud-mouthed Microsoft whores, from phony pHilanthropists with bad haircuts to black$Mail! (P.S. These are all examples of Microsoft Nicknames, which offer a powerful clue to GET A MAC.)

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

Microsoft

Nuke Targert Of many places around the world!

There are 2,036 Nuke targeted at microsoft!

by MeDude September 4, 2005

Microsoft Whore

A person who supports Microsoft, particularly in the political arena.

George W. Bush may be the most powerful Microsoft whore on the planet.

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

Microsoft Word

A way to comunicate in class without the teachers knowing especially when they are being pains in the asses...(You ahve to have computers beside each other for this to work though)

Lauren *types into Microsoft Word* -"OMG this class is so boring.."
Jenna types- "Ya I know..hey you wanna ditch class tomorrow??"
Lauren types- "for sure!!"
Jenna types - "WE gonna ditch english?"
Lauren types- "OF COURSE!!!"

by Clana_Luver January 16, 2009

microsoft

Noun: describes the state of a severe reduction in size and state of readiness of the male member due to a severe reaction to an unpleasant looking female.

Verb: to severely reduce in size and state of readiness the male member due to an adverse reaction to an unpleasant looking female.

I saw a girl last night that was so ugly she gave me an instant microsoft.

Boy, after going home with her after the disco and a few bevvies I woke up sober, looked at her and instantly microsofted!

by Gary from Italy January 4, 2009

Microsoft

A badly made OS that will destroy all of mankind and enslave all of the surviving humans. WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!

it also doesn't work worth sh*t and crashes every 5 minutes. it also F*CKS UP ALL YOUR PERIPHERALS AND KEYBOARDS!!!

see also Trsdahgfdajkhfg...SORRY, Microsoft f*cked my keyboard... see also Trojan Virus

by Jordan654 April 9, 2006