Milking the colon
When you (or someone else) insert fingers inside your rectum and massage your colon until you ejaculate
Milking the colon by Themilkman94 April 18, 2018
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Mining
The act of getting someone to Reveal secrets about them self without you directly asking about those secrets.
Or getting someone to confirm a rumor without directly asking about the rumor.
Or getting someone to confirm a rumor without directly asking about the rumor.
“I was mining Rachel to confirm some juicy gossip I heard last week. I just needed to confirm it was true or not true” -Allie
Mining by People are gross!!! September 10, 2018
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milking the pipe
An expression invented by Blake hessel meaning to have a wank, based off milking a cow however the pipe is a metaphor for a man's penis.
Soz man I'll be on in 10 just gotta milk the pipe XD
DUDE SHE WAS MILKING THE PIPE ALL NIGHT LONG...
DUDE SHE WAS MILKING THE PIPE ALL NIGHT LONG...
milking the pipe by Xxdudexx October 10, 2018
Making Tuna
Making Tuna by The big tuna February 9, 2019
Making a soufflé
When you and your bro have to take a dump at the same time but there is only one toilet bowl so you both straddle it and sit face-to-face. The volume of poop is so great that it rises above the water level and resembles a cooked soufflé.
“Dave just bought a home and Ted suggested making a soufflé in his brand new bathroom because the other toilets were occupied.”
Making a soufflé by Devoooo April 25, 2019
Couch Mining
To scrounge for coins, pens, or or other small objects typically found under the cushions and/or inside the gaps of a couch or chair.
JOHN: Hey Pete, you gotta extra fifty cents for a small pizza?
PETE: I think so, lemme just lift a cushion here and do a little couch mining for change.
PETE: I think so, lemme just lift a cushion here and do a little couch mining for change.
Couch Mining by Mr Tango Jones February 2, 2010