Metaphicoral

1. A state of, high relaxation (noun, adjective).
2. To be highly relaxed (verb)

1. Roll that metaphicoral blunt.
2. I metaphicoral every day.

by Naughj May 2, 2010

Metaphysical Mookie

A person who is way out on holistic, mystical, occult, alien stuff. Over the edge in Mysticism.

You and a friend are hanging and you see person walking around in a aluminum cap, holding a Tesla box, and you say "there goes a Metaphysical Mookie"

by liquidstardreamer August 22, 2011

Metaphory

when something is metaphor-esque

"I just want it to sound metaphory"

by King of Dolphins January 27, 2013

metaphARGHs!

metaphor: the use of a word or phrase to refer to something that it isn’t, invoking a direct similarity between the word or phrase used and the thing described, but in the case of English without the words like or as, which would imply a simile.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

metaphARGHs!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about metaphors.

"metaphARGHs!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 25, 2013

Megashredded

Having muscles which are both bulky and cut

"Whoa whoa dude you must work out soooo much!!!"

"Ahem.... well yeahhhhh.... I mean......I'm megashredded"

"ooooh"

by Trevin Nishimoto April 14, 2013

metaphysical dock

It is the same as the original ned's dock *cough cough* that is, a non existent penis

Girl 1- Omg! I found out Carl has a metaphysical dock yesterday!
Girl 2- That's awful!! What are you going to do?
Girl 1- I'm going to have to leave him, he can't please me.

Girl 2- What a shame, I kinda liked him.

by Richhobo October 26, 2013

metalhead

Explicitly, a metalhead likes metal music. A metalhead will travel if they have to, to see their heroes preform. The roadtrip is not a defining feature, but does demonstrate the level of commitment a metalhead has and is an essential element to almost any movie about metalheads. Metalheads recognize that jazz flute is not a an element of metal music and therefore does not recognize Jethro Tull as a metal band. Metalheads recognize that clothes are just clothes, but will beat down the kid in the pit who is wearing a Jethro Tull or Justin Beiber tee. All metalheads hate Justin Beiber especially and recognize him as everything that is wrong in the world. Metalheads have made a life long commitment to the genre and once they give up metal (very few do) completely, only then are they no longer metalheads. The metalhead lifestyle does require concert attendance or else you are either a closet metalhead or a lapsed metalhead. Concerts are like the metalhead church. Concerts are defined as at least a band playing metal music and any number of people listening. Finally, a metalhead recognizes the pirchfork/devilhorn hand gesture as the official metalhead blessing and knows that the forks are the creation of the metal pioneer, Ronnie James Dio, rest his soul.

That metalhead dude never misses a Slayer show if its within 100 miles of him. He will take time off of work and make personal sacrifices to make it there.

by odoyle040 July 17, 2014