YONKA MAYONKA

It’s the most powerful mantra that anyone may use to manifest their inner sins

Say YONKA MAYONKA and beat up your neighbours dog

by YONKA MAYONKA Bungus April 27, 2023

Second-Hand Mayonnaise

Excess mayonnaise that has been wiped from a butter knife to the edge of the mayonnaise jar.

"I can't reach the bottom of this jar, but the second-hand mayonnaise at the top has bread crumbs in it."

by Lacan May 19, 2009

putting the lid on the mayonnaise

Putting a condom on *after* you cum.

“Honey, I’ll be right there — I’m putting the lid on the mayonnaise!”

by no original thoughts April 29, 2022

Mayonaise Legs

Describes a slut's legs--they're easy to spread.

I really like Mary--she has mayonaise legs!

by Booger July 15, 2004

mayonnaise-packeting

When a girl asks, during sex, to receive the man's load on her, after the man has (or is currently) cumming into a condom, but not wanting to disappoint, the man distracts the girl and squeezes the contents of the now soiled condom onto the girl.

"Dude.. i can't believe you gave her a mayonnaise-packeting last night!!!"

by D. "Sha Nay Nay" Footle August 3, 2007

mayonaise tits

tits, covered in a huge pile of cum. usually very drippy, and salty.

Eugene pulled out of Kamaya and gave her some mayonaise tits.

by korianaa c January 31, 2009

mayonaise dumptruck

A massive load of jizz.

What Dustin G put's on Evan M's chin every morning.

Hey Nate you should of seen the Mayonaise dumptruck I dumped on Dustin's chin last night. It was glorious.

by Apollo Rocket July 15, 2009