Sometimes referred to as Moses, Maxime is a man in his 40s of European descent, usually French or Belgian. Maximes are characterized by extreme generosity and sensitivity with an underestimated sense of self worth. They usually manifest a penchant for music and can often be found in the pits if Parisian venues.
Surprisingly, Maximes drive Porches despite reports of having normal penis sizes.
Loyal to a fault, Maximes are with you for life.
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After dating Peter for several months, Shelly finally gave in to his demands and emabarked upon a 3 hour session of "Coitus Maximus".
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