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Manatee Matriarch

A "Manatee Matriarch" is the dominant fat bitch, amongst a group or heard of grotesque obese women. This dominant land walking sea cow is usually the most socially developed and least shy to do ridiculous things. It is important to identify the "Manatee Matriarch" when taunting a group of fat bitches, for the "Manatee Matriarch" is the most likely candidate to thump you to the ground, should she manage to catch you.
"Don't piss off that bitch, she's the manatee matriarch".
"Look at that heard of land walking sea cows! Led by the manatee matriarch".
by The Crimson Adder July 7, 2009
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hacking the matrix

What you say to pretend you are doing a lot of work when someone comes in and asks what you are doing, when you're really just slacking off or surfing the web (reading UrbanDictionary.com).
P1: Hey dude, what are you doing?
P2: (turns to computer and starts to furiously type) Can't talk right now, I'm busy hacking the Matrix.
by PJPlayer1 April 6, 2006
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matrix kick

Noun. Usually plural.

1. What a parody-type movie is derisively said to contain when it simply copies scenes or elements from other movies without actually making fun of them.

2. Any movie or pop culture cliche that appears in a poorly written satire.

Originally, it exclusively referred to CGI cartoons like "Shrek," or movies like "Scary Movie," which copied the scene in "The Matrix," in which Trinity leaps into the air and freezes. The camera then rotates around her and she kicks.
Sarcastic Guy 1: "Date Movie" looks really good.
Sarcastic Guy 2: Yeah, I hope it has lots of matrix kicks.
by Embryonic Santa Claus January 12, 2007
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madriding

Unnecessarily in a hurry.
"Dirk relax... stop madriding! It doesn't matter what time we arrive."
by dnunz April 30, 2008
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Malright

Def. 1: Used to acknowledge someone when you don't feel like saying much. Def. 2: You can say it when you you are unhappy with someone's attitude or tone.
Person A: "I need you to take out the trash, clean the dishes, change your grandfather's diapers, and start the car. Okay?"

Person B: "Malright."
by Pkok March 1, 2011
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macrisis

El exitoso gobierno de mauricio macri que hace que nos quedemos sin guita porque esta todo muy caro.
Niña: No me puedo ir de vacaciones porque no nos alcanza la plata. :(
Niño: #macrisis
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The Matrix Online

The Matrix Online is an MMOG where tens of thousands of players will jack into the Matrix world to take an active role in continuing the saga of The Matrix movie trilogy. Developed by Monolith Productions in conjunction with the Wachowski Brothers, creators of The Matrix trilogy, the game will be a re-creation of the virtual world of the Matrix, employing cutting-edge 3-D graphics, networking and server technology. Gameplay in The Matrix Online will be based on intricate and exciting "wire-fu" combat, an extensive mission structure, social interaction and a completely customizable skill and ability system.
With every end, there is a new beginning...
by clowmanus February 11, 2005
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