ferociously masterbating

beating your meat so hard that it would appear that you were about to rip it off

Dan masterbated so ferociously that he started bleeding

by Laurier November 24, 2004

Button Masher

A person who "Button Mashes" or, during a video game, presses random buttons which may (or may not) be successful.

Dude, your such a button masher
WTF N3WBI3!!! U R 5UCH A BUTT0N MA5H3R!! I M SOOOO M0R3 L33T THAN U!!!!!!!!

by n3rdma5t3r5000and1 March 30, 2009

masterbational

A large amount of sexual pleasure

Seeing wendy's boobies is masterbational!

by B.J.08 January 12, 2009

masterbater king

he who masturbates in a more majestic fashion than the rest of them. he is a king of masturbation and all the masterbaters ever existed... from 10 b.c he had the crown.

simone: the masterbater king ain't dead yet and he's like 100 years old

by 4 niggas blazed up July 14, 2011

masher

A woman, lesbian or not, who cross dresses as a man.
An old fashioned British term made popular in the music halls in the late 1800’s

There’s a couple of mashers on stage

by squishedpeaches August 20, 2006

masterbation juice

its jizz, semen, and masterbation juice

Chris: Hey kyle what are you doing under the bed

Kyle: I made some masterbation juice and it got all in my hair

by kyle mcclay September 25, 2006

Masterbaiting

When you touch your own dick male to arouse yourself and jack off harddd ;))

When you finger your own pussy female to jack off hardd ;)))

I JACKED OFF BY MASTERBAITING MYSELF IN THE DICK, IT FELT SO GOOD. ;))

by ahh, harder daddy. ;)) March 17, 2020