meritza

someone who is a day dreamer not focused and ditsy also a clumsy clutz and very sneaky and also a compulsive hubituous liar and eats alot.

"you sweep just like meritza"

by big ange January 6, 2014

Marites

The Karen of the Philippines. They usually subscribe to sources like Banat By, Mocha Uson, or other unreliable pages on Facebook and other social media platforms. Frequently posts 'cures' and other conspiracy theories with video thumbnails that has big cheesy fonts. Member of countless pro-government Facebook echo-chambers (only Facebook). Usually uncommon IRL. Although suspecting aunties can be one of them.

(in Tagalog) "Tumahimik ka Marites, delete mo na ang post mo!"

(English) "Shut up Marites, just delete your post!"

by graymanboi June 13, 2020

maritime contrarian

Same as a regular contrarian but slightly more stupid.

Person 1:That dumb ass keeps nagging and complaining all the time, plus he constantly oppose everything you say.
Person 2: Yeah I know, typical maritime contrarian retard.

by Bobbyfisher878787 November 29, 2017

Dirty Marit

Iets heel raars

There's no way I'll do the Dirty Marit again. Last time was way too weird.

by WierdGhostWasHere April 18, 2020

mauritz

n00b it's just like n00b, maybe even worse

do you see that boy?
He's a real mauritz!

by cooldude April 25, 2005

mariza

Mariza is a female that loves to lie. Mariza is such a cap star. She thinks she is all that when really shes not. She is the type of girl to go around saying her dick is big but in reality she has a baby dick. Mariza has a shrimp dick but is to scared to admit it. 🍤🧢

yo mariza always be cappin saying she got a big dick

by kdogbitch February 26, 2019

Marital Twins

When a married couple has been together so long, they look alike, sound alike and dress alike.

Him: “Did you see that couple with the same haircut?”

Her: “Yeah, they almost have the same shirt on, too.”

Him: “They’ve been married so long, they’ve become marital twins.”

by dogstar7 August 4, 2011