Malachi

Malachi is a Jewish name, often for black people.

Malachi is a nerdy black guy that is super fucking fat and downs burgers on the daily and eats pork ramen noodles almost every other day. Malachi is also know for his black original gangsta nerd humor, he also has the exaggerated swagger of a black teen.

"ZOINKS, Who eat all the krabby patties in the krusty krab vault,"

"It was probably Malachi"

by PopeyesDryBiscuits December 27, 2023

Malachi

Malachi is a Jewish name, often for black people.

Malachi is a nerdy black guy that is super fucking fat and downs burgers on the daily and eats pork ramen noodles almost every other day. Malachi is also know for his black original gangsta nerd humor, he also has the exaggerated swagger of a black teen.

"ZOINKS, Who eat all the krabby patties in the krusty krab vault,"

"It was probably Malachi"

by PopeyesDryBiscuits December 27, 2023

malarchy

Literally "bad / wrong / mis government or rule" combining the prefix "mal" as in malpractice or malfeasance, with the suffix "archy" meaning rule or government, as in monarchy or anarchy.

The country threw off monarchy but due to corruption it eventually descended into malarchy.

by Scholosophy January 11, 2024

Malachai Donnelly

An absolute stud who is impeccable at getting bitches but is to good looking for his own use. He is also insanely rich and did I say handsome?

You heard of malachai Donnelly? Yeah I heard he had sex with the queen yesterday

by Ultrasexyman February 26, 2024

Malachi

Malachi is a word used to describe a person with mental disabilities such as autism, adhd or down syndrome.

“Bro you are literally malachi”

by B1ll1EE1L1SH January 22, 2025

MALACHI

A rich 🥷 who puts GOD first always and always get what he need to get done no matter what

Malachi loyal to GOD always

by Johndoe191 March 22, 2025

horse malarchy

An improved version of malarchy. Used to describe an unfavorable situation or when something backfires. Made popular by Vocal Status.

"I was supposed to have a party at my house, but no one showed."
"That's some real horse malarchy."

by Stretch Massee October 26, 2007