Maggie

The baddest bitch in the world. If you try to fuck her over, she will cut off your dick. Trust me, I'm speaking from experience. Best sex I've ever had, but worst decision I've ever made. Shouldn't cheat on her. She will skin the other bitch alive. Even though I have no dick anymore, I am still in love.

Chad: "never cheat on Maggie. that bitch is crazy"
John: "whatcha mean dudeee?"
Chad: "she went through my phone last night and cut off my dick"
John: "damn dude thats tough"

by Chadnodicksmith September 16, 2018

Maggie

A girl with a hot mother

Maggie's mother is hot

by GlenX1 November 13, 2018

Maggie

She is a pretty girl she is a Tom boy. She is smart and intelligent but she has an attitude and can be very rude hates plastic surgery and tattoos and is a very natural girl she’s a great friend and will stand up for you she is a dancer she has brown hair and blue eyes.

Maggie is sooooooooooooooo pretty

by Magsy April 17, 2019

maggie

THE HOTTEST PERSON EVAAAAAA

"omg who is that?!"
"bish dat be the hottest most awesome person ever its MAGGIEEEE"

by yeetithhhh April 16, 2020

Mammied

In a total state of mammal-ness. Way too fucked up. To operate at only the most basic levels of humanity. Derived from the word mammal. Under the influence of any booze or drugs to the most extreme limit. Similar to being pissed (UK) or shitfaced (US).

"Dude, I was so fucking Mammied last night! It was awsome." or "Let's get mammied!" or "Fast Ed, why do you insist on getting so mammied every night? Look at yourself, your a complete mammal!"

by Fast Eddie May 13, 2005

Maggie

MARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

MARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE come here and bring me a beer!

Marge

#Maggie #OW_Maggie #Quang #Loom

by JakeShinx March 28, 2017

magpie

Given the opportunity the Magpie will always steal the shinny goodness. It is from this notion that the term "Magpie" is derived. The steeling of the golden moment through covert photography. The subject - Always an an unsuspecting young lady.

"Look.....that girl is bending over. Quick! Pass me your Phone Camera........i'll Magpie her"

by Luke J Ham September 19, 2008