pimp magic

inticing a girl to have sex with you solely using your words, charm, and power

I didn't have enough time to use my pimp magic on that girl last night. she left with with nothin' but a kiss.

by DJ Little September 18, 2006

magic panty eraser

Any alcholic beverage, particularly red wine or tequila, which causes a woman to have a one night stand.

Dude 1: "That chick drank a whole bottle of wine."

Dude 2: "She's mine dude, the magic panty eraser will be kicking in any minute now!"

by OhioPUA December 19, 2007

Puff the Magic Dragon

Paff,Der Zauberdrachen (Puff the Magic Dragon) song sang in german & performed Monkey Circus linz 1975 by Marlene Dietrich where her very long career largely ended when she broke her leg:Believed by some trippy hippies to refer to smoking marijuana,due to references to paper dragon(draggin)and puffs of smoke.therfore being banned around some of the world with it's association with the drug culture.

hippy: PMD a coded song about marijuana.
negra:no shit bro,i tink it was the Spooky Douglas AC-47 gunships developed by the US Air Force during the Vietnam War.
hippy:O hare krishna Puff the Magic Dragon maybe your right!

by mohair June 15, 2007

Madison High School Baseball

Madison High School in Vienna Virginia is an enormously large building for its purpose. The purpose of the building is supply the team with a constant stream of underaged pussy to rape.

Do you enjoy to get away with whatever the fuck you want, while other people get expelled for doing half of what your doing, then join the mustangs, *but you have to start early. Cock sucking starting in 6th grade may be advisible. Do you enjoy going to parties you werent invited to and squieling on kids who threw it and then get stabbed in the arm for it. Join Madison Baseball!

Do you enjoy sitting at a circular table in the cafeteria and make unintellegent remarks to sophmores? Do 50 year old fatfuck coaches who claim to work at the school as "security officers" whoose only crime they could stop is the hamburgerler by eating all the fucking Big Macs in the restaraunt before he gets there, and then doing them a favor by drawing a picture of them naked wearing nothing but a necklace like in titanic, solely for the purpose they can see their penis for the first time in 12 years? Then join the madison baseball team!

Madison High School Baseball is a great way to get away with rape!

by Vienna Inn May 17, 2006

magic the gathering

Dangerous to those that can't add or subtract.

examples:

1/1 + +1/+1 = 2/2

also: 20 - 23 = -3 = you lose, you fucking trog

^-spooky math

by trappy April 19, 2005

Madisen

Madisen is a type of girl you meet once in a lifetime. She is outgoing, sensible, intelligent, funny, and loyal. She is extremely easy to talk to and gives the best advice. She often keeps things to herself and will only let a few people in, but it's worth the wait. Besides her excellent personality, her physical features also shine. She has porcelain skin, flowing, thick hair, beautiful shoulders and back, and the best damn ass you've ever seen. She is also the god of all sex gods and can be quite the dirty girl. If you get a hold of one of these girls, never let go.

I'm falling head-over-heels for a Madisen.

by lemrouge August 25, 2010

Magic Mono Malivindi

A man with large Mono and rarely waxes his back.

Magic Mono malivindi : my face is full of hair

Other : you goose.... its a mono get it waxed!

by magicmalivindi August 18, 2009