march 30 

Turns out there wasn't an entry for this date, so I created this one so you, the person reading this (and that probably was born on this beautiful date), can feel special. Also FYI , if this is your birthday date, you share your birthday with Vincent van Gogh. How cool is that!

— Hey, when is your birthday?
— March 30th !
— That's great!

march 30 by Juancaabstracto October 15, 2019

March 24th 

Amazing people are born on this day.

S - Your born on 24th March that’s a great day! For legends.
G - Yeah let’s go 14.

March 24th is a day in the year where great people are born! Heroes and brave people are born this day

March 24th by G’s Bezzo October 30, 2019

March 3rd 

National Bitch day. This is the day we are bitches from all around the world come together and act like complete crackheads together

Yo it’s March 3rd. National Bitch day

March 3rd by Some basic white bitch March 2, 2020

March 22 

The day of mourning when millions of emo hearts simultaneously break as eyeliner runs down our faces. This... is the day when My Chemicals Romance broke up.

Person 1: dude what’s wrong
Emo: It’s March 22 *silently cries*
Person 2: oh bro i feel you.

March 22 by sararstark March 27, 2018

March 29 

this is the birthday of that bitch you call you best friend who pulls out her phone to show you the uno reverse card when you call her a bitch; also one of those bitches who makes you laugh all the time doesn't give a fuck and bullies you from time to time. You can always depend on her replying fast and always wanting to play 8ball on iMessages game bc she will "beat" you in that game. This bitch is one of those bitches you are lucky to have jn your life ;)

Nichole is that bitch who was born on March 29

March 29 by dumb hoe :) October 14, 2019

March 14

(N) The day that Krabs fries.

You know what day it is!! (Sorry about this calendar) March 14! Oh wait, that’s not right. It SHOULD say the DAY THAT KRABS FRIES.

March 14 by Abstract_Slawter June 23, 2020

March 3 

National kidnap your best friend day

The day you get to show up at your best friend's house and take them where ever you please.

Oh hey it is March 3, I better go kidnap my bestie

March 3 by tormented-anguish December 9, 2021