Mufflered Fellatio 

Breaking wind while performing a blow job

Dammit, I was sucking on a huge new cock last night. Everything was perfect, except I was a little bit drunk, and I broke wind right in the middle of it all. Thank god he was drunk too, and we made a joke and called it mufflered fellatio. We had great sex, but I was pretty embarrassed.

Mufflered Fellatio by susan0506 October 8, 2011

Muffernity Wear 

When a woman wears clothing that puffs out around her mid-section due to a muffin top rather than a pregnancy.

Hey, is Jessica pregnant? No, that's just muffernity wear to hide her belly.

Muffernity Wear by talks558 October 7, 2010

Ida Mufferbids 

The old whore who came out to entertain the audience during the bidding segments on the Bob Barker years of The Price is Right. She was replaced by Prye Zufferbids after Drew Carey's first year.

Here is the first Ida Mufferbids!

Ida Mufferbids by Sir Veisaid November 24, 2018

Yap Mufflehat 

A large and foolish hat that when affixed to a dog’s head, succeeds in embarrassing the yapping canine thereby effectively causing a cessation in barking.

I bought my nextdoor neighbors, whom we refer to as the Noisetards, a charming Yap Mufflehat for their yappiest pooch and amazingly it seems to have silenced them all!

Yap Mufflehat by Dr Bunnygirl September 29, 2019

Muffle Bag Boy 

Verb/Adjective- For a girl to use their partners hand to masturbate when they are still asleep.

Dude my wife used me as her muffle bag boy last night...

Muffle Bag Boy by pittsburgh@412 July 26, 2011

Mufflepants 

Underwear designed to effectively manage problematic farting.

Before discovering Mufflepants, the loudness and stench of my work-related flatulence was a terrible problem during staff meetings!

Mufflepants by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019

Muffle Button

The part of the female vagina that you see when she is standing up right with her legs together or slightly crossed and is bent over, therefore giving you a view of her muffle button

She bent over and all I saw was straight muffle button.

Muffle Button by MakD January 16, 2008