Milf

A sexually attractive old woman that has huge but saggy tits and a nice pussy but it hairy

Wow look at that Milf!
That’s my grandma you cunt!

by Natemaster34 May 2, 2018

Milf

A mother i’d like to fuck.

Normally said by 13-16 year old lads

Harry: : Oi mate shes a right milf

Dan: She’s my mum you dickhead

by youdettypig February 11, 2020

Milf

Joe Dub mom

Joes mom is a milf

by Josh’s FSU’s December 29, 2018

MILF

Mother I’d like to fuck

Example: see “Stacy’s mom” by Fountains of Wayne
Stacy’s mom is such a MILF

by Clout Thottie December 13, 2018

MILF

Man I Like Food

MILF! Especially chocolate.

by bangmilflong April 19, 2017

Milf

Mom I like to fuck

Myles’s mom is a milf

by Beenhaddatshit January 9, 2018

Milf

Ur mom

Hey can I fuck your mom she’s a total milf

by Let me touch your tits August 2, 2019