hockey milf

A very attractive hockey mom; often found in ice arenas. She should not have a gap in her teeth, excessive facial warts, or enough cottage cheese on her thighs to feed a small country.

All of the hockey coaches are trying to bang that hockey milf!

by Hot mama February 5, 2005

Milf

Mother I'd Like to Fuck

jessica alba is a milf

by Just Shut Up March 8, 2009

milf

a woman who publicly presents her small child, proving that she has fucked, and likes to fuck., and preferably has nice legs and no gut, big tits are also a very nice attribute. The non-presence of a male mate i.e. husband/boyfriend shows everyone that she is ready to ride.

"Dude, check that MILF out, I'm gonna' go talk to her and find out what's up!"

by BAM311 June 25, 2006

got milf?

question often posed by milf hunters.

Often the phrase "got milf?" is seen on billboards, buses, wet teeshirts, over urinals, on subways, in the board room, and other milf hunting grounds.

by beaurex May 25, 2006

Milf

Mothers i like to fuck every day

A hot mom walking on the street young man goes up to her and asks her what is she doing and she replys looking for fun? Thats a milf

by Oswaldo December 28, 2005

milf

My mum

My milf of a mother moans like a whore when she gets fucked by my dad everynight.

by -1-4-2-3 October 14, 2009

MILF

Mother I'd Love to Fuck, a.k.a sex/get with. Basically a disgusting way of telling someone they have a hot mom..

Josh:"I love Caitys Mom"
James:"Shes deff. a MILF"
Josh:"ew, man, I wouldn't take it that far"

by loser1563 February 21, 2009