Mexideaf

The inability of white people to clearly hear and understand those of Mexican descent.

Jose continually raised his hand and called out for the teacher but was never answered. Finally after addressing all other white kids in the class she made her way to Jose after he called one last time. Thats how Jose found out his math teacher was mexideaf.

by Unheard1 February 25, 2009

Mexican Booby Trap

A Mexican booby trap is when you get your partner butt ass naked laying on their floor and not within reach of any sort of object that could be used for clean up. You then proceed to take a shit on their chest. Once you have a good sized shit on their chest tell them you're going to go get something to clean it off in the bathroom. Go to the bathroom and wipe your ass. After you come back and put your clothes back on, proceed to walk out the door without saying anything or helping them clean it up. If they try to move, the shit will fall off and get everything dirty.

Greg: So did you ever end up dumping that one girl?

Jake:Yeah man, Once I was ready to dump her I decided to Mexican Booby Trap her and bail. I wonder if she ever got out of it?

by ope123 April 14, 2011

Mexicution

The act of releasing a lethal fart in the car on the way home from a Mexican meal which results in the death of all passengers in the car.

Timmy's entire family succumbed to Mexicution as his family was driving home from dinner at the Mexican restaurant last night.

by Murphjam April 18, 2015

mexican seabass

When you lose your erection after cumming and slapping a girl's cheeks with the flaccid cum cock like a flopping Mexican seabass.

"My girls cheeks were redder than a baboons ass after I gave her the worst Mexican seabass"

by Sickerthanyouravrgniggerkiller April 12, 2017

Mexipad Mood

A mood where you just say “fuck it” and go with whatever happens. Usually Pertain to a Mexican with a friend who looks Mexican but isn’t.

“Don’t you have a essay due tomorrow?”
“Yea, but fuck it, imma chill instead”
“What a Mexipad Mood”

by DIIABLØ August 1, 2019

Mexican Juice Blend

Taking your date out to chipotle or Taco Bell, then having anal later that night till her ass explodes with steamy hot diarrhea

Yea, we did a Mexican juice blend last night

by Tyhla October 31, 2020

Mexican Gardener

The people the white ladies use for excuses to not be racist

John: Lady, your racist.
Mia: No! My gardener is Mexican! I have a Mexican Gardener. I'm not racist!
John: stfu and die

by vennyweenny September 24, 2023