Left Bench

An athlete that does not get playing time and when someone asks them what position they play they jokingly say "Left Bench" because left is a common position title.

"Yo Tom what position do you play?" " Oh I play 2nd string left bench."

by football scrub March 12, 2018

other left

Said when someone attempts to do something related to their right side when you have just told them to do it with their left side. Sometimes mildly condescneding.

"You've got some food on the left side of your face. No, your other left"

by cyphern September 24, 2006

The Left

a group of people who want to take away your penis

Oh no! The left is going to steal my penis and put it in the post-modern neo-Marxist museum!

by anonym0u$e November 27, 2022

The Left Can't Meme

the general fact that left wing people (under whom feminists, communists, the majority of media outlets, etc..) take themselves to serious to be able to make funny jokes.

this is painfully obvious in, for example, BuzzFeed's "23 Real AF Jokes That Will Make All Feminists Laugh"

this term is used by people who are politically not on the verry left side of things, mostly edgelords, and other alt-right hangarounds

>> dude, why is every tv program so boring?
<< all the media is owned by a leftist clique, and you know that the left can't meme

>> yo, heve you seen that page with left wing memes
<< yeah, unfunny AF
>> uhu, the left cant meme

by ëmbryö July 18, 2017

dress left

Applies to men only. To dress left means to put one's penis down the left pantleg when dressing. You can dress left, dress right, or have a really small penis.

"I decided to dress left for the first time today, and it's a whole new world!"

by scapermoya December 16, 2008

left it

The ancient art of excreting solid waste and then leaving the toilet unflushed.
Upon discovery by the next user, they note that previous occupant 'left it'

Awwww damn! Who left it? This thing is almost a foot long! Dude! You reek!

by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 4, 2005

elvis has left the building

Meaning the show/event has ended, this comes from the announcements that used to be made at the end of musician Elvis's concerts in order to get fans to leave the arena. Now we use this term anytime an event has ended.

Cindy: OHHHH, YEAHHH, OUUHHH, FUCK ME, CUM ON ME BABY!!!
Jacob (cums): Elvis has left the building (collapses on the floor).

by papermachete December 28, 2005