Lancaster Beef Patty

The act during Sex when a male covers his Penis in poop. The male then takes the woman's menstrual exhaust (blood) and covers his Penis with it as well.The man then procedes to stick his Penis between his Female partner's Buttox.

Lauren and Luke went crazy and decided to make a Lancaster Beef Patty.

by therealslimshady12345 August 14, 2010

lancashire

A shithole in the north, the one which sucks a lot and is really awful, especially compared to Yorkshire.

Officials are planning on changing the name from Lancashire to Lancashite.

Guy 1: UHHH I iz from Lancashire init!
Guy 2: Well get your sorry unworthy ass away from the beautiful Yorkshire turf which is too good for you

by LUFCforlife April 18, 2008

Lacan

The little boy who was 18, had no friends, threatened to commit suicide, and has no penis

Look! It's Lacans older brother!

by Harrabcat March 30, 2004

Lancashire

The land of red brick. Just about every building is red brick unlike Yorkshire which actually has beauty.
WHITE ROSE FOREVER!!!

...lancashire sucks. Cmon go to burnley, nelson, bolton and places inbetween and see what i mean i dare you!

by andy wilson92 October 8, 2005

Lancau

Dick in Malay language

lancau kia : dickhead in hokkien or u can use in Malaysia
pronounce like dat : lan-ciao

Ali : Ayyy homie whats up?
Abu : Ayyy im gud see that guy over there , he anal wit me last night wit his Lancau
Ali : Damnnn can i try?
Abu : hell no mann he reserve for me

by i_will_sunat_u November 20, 2017

lancashire

Lancashire, AKA. Shitbucket, home of Chinese people and crazy swimmers. Nowhere near as good as Yorkshire.

T'only good thing t'cum oot've Lancashire is t'train.

by Joe W December 7, 2006

larcade

A smart, intelligent, good looking, hard-working person!

That larcade person, is a killer at life!

by King P(+)pe October 8, 2016