afioga langi

Afioga Langi is a pacific islander female, she is quiet and shy but once you get to know her she is outgoing and kind of crazy!

"The award goes to Afioga Langi!"

by unknwndruggy September 18, 2021

spot the landing

To drop a comment, joke, etc. during conversation at the perfect time.

Jon Stewart can spot the landing like no other.

by 2004 b. May 16, 2006

Landitarian

When a person only eats meat from the land i.e. one whom does not consume any seafood whatsoever and finds it repulsive.

Girl 1: I hate seafood!
Girl 2: Me too it makes me nauseated, Let's become Landitarians!
Girl 1: Sounds like a plan!

by cestunepute! March 8, 2011

jaime lannister

1. A mixed drink consisting of Jameson whiskey and Ginger ale.

2. A character in Game of Thrones described as a "yellow haired shit"

Give me two double Jaime Lannisters

by robb stark February 28, 2012

landin

landin is the type of guy any girl will fall for. he is skin and bones, tallish, and has the cutest smile. very daring and is most likely with a girl that starts with the letter c. or a guy for those matters. landing are most likely bisexual but usually take an interest to women. then he has slight autism he may seem calm when u first meet him buttttt he gets crazy asf!! he’s secretly a nazi and is part of the KKK. he also is very rich sksksk

did you see landin today, he’s so cuteeee

by catie maria March 19, 2019

frog landing zone

Challenge to another person.

(Drawing a square on my chest) THis is a frog landing zone buddy. If you feel froggy just leap Mother F***er!

by James Enockson May 17, 2006

Crash Landing

A handshake in which a person reaches out for a handshake with someone they had just met but quickly fakes him/her out and goes for a hug but then again fakes him/her out by stretching his/her arms out in what appears to be a falling airplane position and quickly grabbing/fingering his/her balls/pussy.
Hence the "crash landing".

Joe: Yo dan why does it look like you've just seen your grandma getting fucked in the ass?

Dan: dude some guy just went to shake my hand and hug me at the same time, but instead he grabbed my fuckin sack!!

Joe: HAAA! sounds like you just got a crash landing!

by Joe dan keith May 29, 2008