Donkey Punch (ladies)

A female version of an unconventional sex act. A female straddles a male in the cowgirl position. When he is about to ejaculate, she punches him in the chest, and grabs onto his neck. She rides him to orgasm as tries to remove her from his penis.

This is a playful act, usually consensual in nature. The 'punch' is more of a shock or surprise, and can be done with ice, or other method to shock the male. Slapping, feathers, cold water, a finger in the ass, or anything of that nature will achieve the desired result. The purpose is to achieve female orgasm by a male partner who is trying to escape.

My boyfriend didn't get me off for a week, when he was trying to rush last night, I gave him a Donkey Punch (ladies) !

by EVILEYE SAM June 23, 2010

Devil's Ladder

Noun: a series of metal rings piercing the underside of the penis, running from just under the head down to near the junction with the scrotum; intended to heighten sensation for both partners during intercourse.

Right after Shawn got the Devil's Ladder he fucked Joyce so hard she couldn't pee without screaming for two days.

by speedog July 27, 2010

Osama Bin Laden

Dead.

Navy S.E.A.L.S put a bullet between Osama Bin Laden's eyes.

by Jems54847 June 4, 2011

Ladder

Skinny stairs

Hey, bring the ladder, I need to climb some skinny stairs!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 May 19, 2019

dick ladder

n.(1) a ladder made completely of dicks.

why don't you just go climb a dick ladder?

by larry and great white October 9, 2008

how to get ladies

Say, I have a big dick

This is how to get ladies
"I have a big dick."
Lady, "Lets go fuck

by thepower32 December 15, 2016

Ladder Effect

When you take a large dump and the shit refuses to flush due to its horizontal position in the bowl, similar to a ladder getting stuck when trying to fit through a door horizontally.

I took a huge massive shit but it wouldnt flush due to the ladder effect.

by Sean Beirbower, Rich Spinelli May 10, 2005