second hand laid

When a bro gets laid, and you talk about it like you got laid

Hey , did you hear michael got laid? So in a way I got second hand laid

by Dicksprinkles221 September 1, 2017

get laid

get fuck; have sex; get girls

hey bud, heard that your girlfriend is on a trip, let's go to the club and get some girls tonight.
yeaaaaaa, let's go get laiddddddddd.

by Jazz_jazz December 29, 2007

Laidlaw

A term for a woman who is good looking, talented and smart. a 10 out of 10

The woman who epitomizes this is Miss Laidlaw aka The Beatmaking Housewife

That girl is so buff she is a Laidlaw

by kerrygeelove August 22, 2010

Labia

1- The skin around the vagina.

2- What was sewn together by nature in male embryos to produce the ball-sack.

3- (figurative) Balls.

"I wish she had the LABIA to disagree with her friends."

by Vaginal December 14, 2008

Large Labia

A women with very large pink labia like Susanne has.

Your Large Labia are almost as big as Susanne's

by Labia Large November 3, 2011

labia flakes

The yummy breakfast cereal that comes from an yeast infection.

Girl: "My vagina won't stop itching and when I scratch it there's these little labia flakes?"
Boy: "I'll get my bowl..."

by Pootiechomper October 8, 2013

laid tongue

Laid Tongue:
One position the female tongue sets in while masturbating ~

Warm wet lips lay parted as her tongue slightly quivers and moves in an anticipatory 'come hither' pointing/lapping motion while she fantasizes about a cock she yearns for teasing her mouth.

Girlfriend 1: "You are glowing girl, what did you do this afternoon?"
Girlfriend 2: " 'Laid Tongue', need I say more .... "

by Pebbles8 May 27, 2014