That's Not What Your Mom Said in Bed Last Night

A comeback that people say when someone says, " I bet you are terrible at sex." Or other comebacks. Then that person would come back and say, " That's not what your Mom said in bed last night."

Guy #1: Your dick is probably the size of half of a raisin.
Guy#2: That's not what your Mom said in bed last night.

by jazmine1 April 19, 2018

The Last Jedi

The Last Jedi is to take something with great momentum and enjoyment, and then completely ruin the fun in it because you think you’re an intellectual

“Hey Rian look at this cool drawing I made!”
“Wow JJ that’s really cool, allow me to wipe my musty cheeks with it!”
“Aw, why did you The Last Jedi my cool drawing Rian?”

by AJsw77 October 13, 2018

last stand

A lose military term used to describe a situation in which a group of people holds a defensive position in spite of almost certain defeat. examples include the battle of thermopylae, the battle of moscow and the battle of hill 776. contrary to popular belief the battle of little big horn aka. custer's last stand is not strictly speaking a last stand as custer was attacking and was over run due to his own faulty strategies.

the battle of little big horn was not a real last stand, custer was just to arrogant to accept help.

by 322955469 November 21, 2007

The Last Air Bender

1) The last blast of air to emite from one's ass.
2) M. Night.Shyamalan's last blast of ass in the audiences face.

I am sorry about sending out the last air bender of the night, but I ate tacos

by pogue2012 July 6, 2010

last chicken in sainsbury's

refers to the action of pulling your penis downwards, whilst pushing your scrotum forwards with your legs, so your balls get pushed either side of your cock. A succesful procedure should resemble the most disgusting chicken on the shelves in the super-market.

hey, who wants to see the last chicken in sainsbury's

by DUB_JUDAH November 2, 2006

The Last Jedi

To mess up on a huge scale, but blame everyone else for the problems it causes

Jeremy: Yeah Rian shit on George's paper he was writing and punched me in the balls, but when I got mad at him he went and told the teacher that I was the one who shit on the paper and he punched me in self defense and said I was being a Man Baby.

Ivan:Sounds like he pulled a "The Last Jedi"

by MR donde July 3, 2018

mary jane's last dance

Godsend of a song by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers that super-personifies "the last toke".

excerpt & interpretation from mary jane's last dance:

SHE MOVED DOWN HERE,
AT THE AGE OF 18,
SHE BLEW THEM BOYS AWAY,
WAS MORE THAN THEY'D SEEN.

the indiana boys' first toke

I WAS INTRODUCED AND WE BOTH STARTED GROOVIN'.

Tom's (?) first toke

SHE SAID I DIG YA BABY BUT I GOT TO BE MOVIN,
ON.
KEEP MOVIN' ON.

he liked it because it treated him well
eventually, though, he has to give it up:

LAST DANCE WITH MARY JANE,
ONE MORE TIME TO KILL THE PA-AIN.

come on

I FEEL SUMMER CREEPIN' IN,
AND I'M,
TIRED OF THIS TOWN AGA-AIN.

kind of confusing personification. here's my guess:
"summer"=best time of the year; most comfortable weather
therefore "summer" is the euphoric high, slowing "creeping" into his system
"town"=could be a lot of things:
1) the boring indiana town, whose boredom he escapes through smoking, however, more likely:
2) the "down" state; not being high (could be an anagram?)

that should get you guys started. this is taking forever and i have class. figure the rest out on your own.

by captain phoenix May 4, 2006