lumb

a living organism dedicated to the subject of mathematics in other words a dedicated math teacher who devotes his life to math and even takes the feeling of his math books into great account. they generally like to get their nutrition from PAOs (white steamed buns). of the male species. likes to wear unrevelaing garments such as high trousers and tucked in shirt. glasses are compulsory. occasional blue hair is optional. usually equipped with over six calculators.

'i lumb lumb' - i love maths

fred: those glasses make you look like such a nerd. you epic lumb.

bob: Hey john do you have a calculator?
John: of course, i have six
bob: omg you're so lumb

by agentragents October 11, 2009

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Lumberjacked

To be fucked by two men at the same time with one in the mouth and one mounting from behind either in the ass or vagina. The motion made by the two men is similar to that of two old time lumberjacks sawing a tree in half.

My buddy and I lumberjacked this whore so hard last night she bit his dick when I pulled out and stuck it in her ass.

by Bread Head October 23, 2013

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Lumberjack

Term used to describe a chick that gives a lot of handjobs...(hand ho). One who "jacks lumber" (Gives hand jobs)

"That chick is such a Lumberjack"

"That hand ho jacks alot of lumber""

by Bphilho June 8, 2009

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Dutch Lumberjack

Sex act in which the male pushes or trips the female and she lands on her front side. Then the male yells "Timber" and falls over landing on her aiming his penis for her anus.

"I totally gave that ho a Dutch Lumberjack."

by Bobby Huff August 10, 2008

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