Logan Paul

The real reason Adam and Eve were kicked out of the garden of Eden

God: Yo guys, how do you like this thing I just created, its called Youtube
Adam: I love it!, my favorite youtuber is Pewdiepie
God: Me too! Who do you like Eve?
Eve: Logan Paul
God: Get the fuck out

by Big_BrainNelson October 24, 2020

Logan Paul

A species of slug that is known to inhabit the dingiest, most disgusting places known to man. This creature feeds on human waste and filth, and it is agreed upon by most zoologists that its excrement is far more vile and toxic than what it ingests as sustenance. Its mating call sounds vaguely like a popular song written by the Flobots (though anyone foolish enough to find this breed of slug suitable as a pet would vehemently deny this), and it often creates nests for itself with its own filth and excrement. For this reason, it is advisable to avoid this creature if one encounters it in the wild.

Logan Paul is known to expel waste that is much more vile than its sustenance.

by BEN drowned/Kenny McCormick September 6, 2018

Logan Paul

A man who hunts dead bodies in forrests

omg its a Logan Paul

by Some Retard Online August 21, 2019

Logan Paul

The better paul brother

“Jake Paul is better than logan paul”

“No”

by suemonella May 14, 2022

Logan Paul

A cringed ass white boy that anyone with sanity hates

Me: I hate Logan Paul
7 year old Loganger: Fuck you U gay Fuck your mom

by mnmseminem September 19, 2019

logan paul

a chochy boy from Ohio. He runs his own line called maverick merch. He is a complete and utter ass hole. Zero self-control. But that's what makes him, him.

person 1: have you seen Logan paul?
Person 2: no id rather watch dwarf mamba

person 1: lol k

logan paul? what a choch.

by boyyyyyy123 August 30, 2018

Logan Paul

A disgrace to humanity.... Synonyms for Jake Paul are ass ,jackass, prick, dickhead, mistake and cocksucker.

1. Mom: "Happy 7th birthday sweetie your a Logan Paul"
Child: "what does that mean mommy"
Mom & Dad: that means your a mistake

2. Ex: "YOU ARE A LOGAN PAUL"
Bf: "What do you mean?"
EX: " it means you a dickhead we are breaking up"

by Ruby (Kim Taehyung's wife: November 12, 2018