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lifeing

The act of doing life.
man I really dont feel like lifeing today
by Horololololololo June 16, 2018
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Life

What I am wasting doing this
Me: why am I doing this wat is life?!
Me: life is so boring.......
by Batgirl2001 March 9, 2015
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Life

Life is fleeting. Not until you see your fugaciousness, you see that every day, every hour even every moment is a gift , a gift you can only open for one time. A gift that can delight you only one time. You find out that workaday issues basically do not have a real importance. You will find out that you should capitalise every day, every hour and every moment, because no moment comes back. The life, every day, every hour, every moment is a gift, because we are all fading. Along the line we all will end to exist and could not ask ourselves "what if..."
by Giant Duck June 28, 2009
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life

Life is the opposit of entropy or "chaos" where all energy is constantly reduced or dissipated. Instead life is something that tries to accumulate(preserve) energy and entropy is always acting against it often(always) tearing it down. Though, life knows evolution which ALWAYS leads to something BETTER(scientific fact). Even every day human life and society is about evolution maybe even to move closer bit by bit to some sort of... perfection... Also very short lasting, any life strives to be preserved.
In nature:
The weak shell perish.
Humanity:
The weak shell suffer.
The strong shall suffer.
The parasites will perish.
by Axis August 26, 2004
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No Life

No Life -Pronoun
1. A person who has no life. (Social)
2. A geek or nerd who wastes their lives infront of a computer.
3. A loser/nerd/geek.
1. "What did you do this weekend."
"I just coded some drives for my mouse!"
2. "OMFG HAX0RS HE TOTALLY HAXXD! I'M THE BEST! HE MUST BE A Haxors!!"
3. "You fucking no life"
by PandaNgo October 29, 2007
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Life

Life likes to sneak attack you when you least expect it. You will just be minding your own business and it FUCKS YOU.

It keeps thrusting away with no lube until your ass no longer has spokes.

Life then rapes you again and cums in your eyeballs.

Just when you think its over, life gouges out your eyeball and fucks your eye socket.

Life then its friend gouge out the other eye and they proceed to perform double penetration in your eye sockets.

Their cum drains down your body deep, deep, deep, into the pit of your stomach and makes you puke.

Life then uses your puke as lube to finish the job and leaves you sore, covered in cum and puke, and with no eyeballs.
Hey bro, I know this is kind of a weird question, but I don't have anyone else. Will you please to come to the emergency room with me? I was just horribly, brutally raped by life. And you're going to have to drive cause that sick fuck took my eyes too this time.
by Dollface Killah July 7, 2011
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Life

A bitch.
Also is known to be tough.
However, despite people constantly having conflicts, life can sometimes be a wonderful and interesting thing. Can be compared to Swiss cheese.
Usually pretty mild, but it still has its holes where you fall in and have issues getting out. But when you get out, a sandwich is usually waiting for you later on.
Life's tough pal but people still deal with it.
by BillieJoePie November 15, 2010
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