kone

One who enjoys the consumption of small animals, typically domestic, regardless of the moral and ethical consequences.

Dude have you seen my poodle? I posted reward signs all over the place... that kone must have eaten her for lunch!

by Puffy January 14, 2004

Koona

To insert large, hairy, black, penis into the loose, blue waffled, vagina.

Damn, i just want koona.

by pussydestroyer696969 March 31, 2013

Kohnen

A very intersting person who has a morbid sense of humor. He laughs at the most random shit, and he speaks with an intersting asthmatic wheeze. He is quite frankly, hilarious, but also one of the most scary people you are ever likely to meet. If you see him coming, get out of the way or your life is forfeit.

Person A: You look scared. What happened?
Person B: I feel like I just finished staring Death in the face!
Person A: Why?
Person B: I heard Kohnen wheezing behind me!

by Glassbreaka May 9, 2011

konen

A curly headed old woman who squeals on occasion and makes loud grunting noises when you McDaniel or don't turn in your memory paper.

God Grandma bitch is such a Konen.

by Kyle & McDaniel November 7, 2006

Kowloon Koon

A map on the Call of Duty: Black Ops First Strike Map Pack and a black person or people play on this map lose the game by a lot points and starts flipping out about it.

I join a game of Cod when i was bored and I came across a group of kowloon koons.

by Blackopsolgy February 22, 2011

koner

Someone who has seen Invisible Children's "Kony 2012" project and is extremely supportive of it (sharing the video on their Facebook page, putting up posters), almost to the point of orgasming over it.

Mitch: Did you hear? Kevin's got a massive koner.
Frank: I know, he sent me that video like five times today alone!

by Torminator II August 28, 2012

koon kat

just another definition for the almighty vagina

ol' girl got the bomb ass koon kat

by church hill bruh December 30, 2003