Knacker Laquer

Knacker Laquer
Adds lustre to your cluster
and glitter to your shitter.

Joe: John has improved his looks since getting a new girl fred.
Fred: Yes I bet he is even using Knacker Laquer to impress.

by looart September 16, 2019

Knackering

Road-man term to describe something as being annoying

Nah g, that's well knackering

by Johnny S. April 10, 2021

ass knickers

Assless jeans for old people

I bought my grandpa a pair of Ass Knickers for Christmas

by Legendkiller45 December 30, 2016

Knit Knacker

A female who starts drama by making complete nonsense up to feel important, someone everyone knows that does this. She may be quite charming at first glance but you rralize she is a sociopath pretty quick (hopefully) depending on if others warn you about her. Most likely the ugly quiet "otaku" or "emo" girl across your class who looks innocent until you learn she is a complete psycho b**ch. She Is a literal cum bucket and is desperate to be in a relationship, she will use anything she knows about someone to get closer to an individual that she likes and pretends to have known certain people for a long time when those people

barely know her. She is knitting her own thot sweater and degrading herself more and more day by day as more people find out the f***ed up things she did to others whether it was framing them for false rape or spread complete bullsh*t around and make someone look terrible, just to make her feel 'important' or have some "attention". Literally the highest rank a thot can get to

Watch out for harley, i heard she was a real knit knacker.

Aye you heard about that one crazy knit knacker gamer girl?

by Dankanusbot5000 January 7, 2018

Testical Knockers

A pair of balls tied to your testicles that weighs them down senching a knot tighter around the testicular. The more you move the tighter the knot gets increase pain and pleasure. Eventually when you climax it will release a scream of both pain and excitement at the amazing feeling being released from your tightly knotted testicals and the pain being inflicted upon them.

The Testical Knockers sure do make my climax feel like the acme of perfection.

by MyBitchLikesToSuck July 16, 2018

off my knockers

slang for "to be extremely high and/or drunk"

mate im off my knockers

by Lintboiii July 23, 2021

Bomby Knockers

When you take socks and ball them up, then stuff them in a tube sock and then hit people with them.

Joe hit Dennis with his bomby knockers

by Lycan_Rage June 28, 2007