The sweetest, cutest, funniest, most adorable being you will ever see in your entire life and beyond. Has the legendary ability to mind control you to pet them using only their faces and eyes, will occasionally do something super addictively cute like trying to grab your limbs and hands or chasing your feet just to keep you interested in petting them.
They have won. The kitty war has been finished a long time ago. We had no chance. We humans are their slaves now. We must obey.
They have won. The kitty war has been finished a long time ago. We had no chance. We humans are their slaves now. We must obey.
Yo Jay, look at my kitty cat!
Oml Jeff. He is literally the best ever. Let me pet him.
After my turn, Jay!
No! Let ME let him!!!!
GET AWAAAAY.
Oml Jeff. He is literally the best ever. Let me pet him.
After my turn, Jay!
No! Let ME let him!!!!
GET AWAAAAY.
by Dragonkin56 June 21, 2018
Get the Kitty Catmug. 1)A Naughty Hottie with a Smokin' Body!
2)The "Girl Next Door" type.
3)Typically in her mid 30's or older.
4)Often mistaken for the MILF or Cougar. ...Similar, but Nicer & without the "I know I'm hot" attitude.
5)A 40 something woman who dresses like a 20 something woman because she has the body to pull it off.
2)The "Girl Next Door" type.
3)Typically in her mid 30's or older.
4)Often mistaken for the MILF or Cougar. ...Similar, but Nicer & without the "I know I'm hot" attitude.
5)A 40 something woman who dresses like a 20 something woman because she has the body to pull it off.
Hey! Check out the Danger Kitty !
She looks like Chrissy Snow (Suzzane Somers) from Three's Company! She's probably as old as your Mom, but THAT Danger Kitty looks like she could fuck me like a Porn Star!
She looks like Chrissy Snow (Suzzane Somers) from Three's Company! She's probably as old as your Mom, but THAT Danger Kitty looks like she could fuck me like a Porn Star!
by 4 Ever Sexy February 26, 2009
Get the Danger Kitty mug. The rare reverse of a hot Richard. Usually takes place while lying on a couch together watching reality TV, preferrably shows with the words "real" or "top" in the title or anything on Bravo. The female is the outer spoon (which contributes to the rarity of this event) while the male is the inner spoon. The male relaxes and releases a hot sometimes smelly flatulence directly on the female's genital region.
Dude1: last night we were watching the Hills and it turned out that Spencer cheated on Heidi.. I was so surprised that I gave my girl a steamy kitty.
Dude2: did it smell?
Dude1: not as bad as when she gave me a hot Richard. That was awful!
Dude2: did it smell?
Dude1: not as bad as when she gave me a hot Richard. That was awful!
by Roberta Jenkins April 20, 2009
Get the Steamy Kittymug. by kscorpio June 5, 2011
Get the kitty dunkin'mug. by Allison and Hana December 29, 2007
Get the kitty stinkymug. Things women leave behind at another person's house ; whether intentionally or unintentionally. The leaving of any object may notify other women of her visitation or provide her with a reason to return. Examples of kitty litter: earrings, bobby pins, shoes, panties etc.
The male version of this is called Dog Shit
The male version of this is called Dog Shit
I found so much of her kitty litter around my house, she left her earrings, debit card and phone charger.
by Jazzy little bear June 13, 2016
Get the Kitty Littermug. The soft, puffy, cute little pouch a kitty snuggles up in waiting patiently to pounce on an unsuspecting monkey. The kitty pouch can be seen nestled near the bottom rear of a hot woman’s fine ass while slightly bent over often wearing thong underwear or a thong bikini.
Hottie: Does this pouch make my kitty look big?
Guy: I sure hope so! I love the kitty pouch! Come to daddy! Monkey has been bad...
Guy: I sure hope so! I love the kitty pouch! Come to daddy! Monkey has been bad...
by DunkMonkey May 20, 2008
Get the Kitty Pouchmug.