kilobyte courage

The courage people have to write angry, hateful comments on Internet news stories.

Person 1: The comments on this story are so mean.
Person 2: Yep, kilobyte courage in action.

by Sisco Kid April 16, 2010

kilosh

The act of stealing campaign volunteers, supplies, or anything.
Kilosh can replace the word stole, or steal. (ki-losh) (kiloshing) (kiloshed)

I am going to kilosh your vols.

I have kiloshed your signs.

by IHazNoMittens October 19, 2012

Kilth

When someone so T H I C C walks up that your dick gets so hard it rips through the fabric of your pants

Jamie: this chick daisy so thicc I kilthed

Lewis: wow she sounds delicious

by T H I C C stroky nonce August 28, 2018

renfaire kilt surprise

A complicated yet entertaining sex act involving a man in a kilt and a well endowed woman in a bodice. The woman lies on her back on a tavern bench while the man straddles her face, thrusting his erect penis betwixt her bodice induced cleavage whilst receiving a rimjob from her conveniently positioned tongue. For an authentic performance the man should be holding a drinking horn and a turkey leg, shouting "Huzzah!" upon climax.

We drank so much meade we got arrested for doing the renfaire kilt surprise right there in the tavern.

by muppet pelt October 30, 2011

I'm Kilt

When something is ridiculously funny

Bro don't tell me you ate her ass, I'm kilt fam.

by Yung D October 7, 2016

Charlie Oscar Kilo

The NATO Phonetic Alphabet way to say Cock

"I heard you love the Charlie Oscar Kilo!"

by Crystal A December 30, 2008

Kilted

To be drunk. Very drunk. Staggering.

She had 12 pina coladas after 4 beers. Blatted? She was completely kilted.

by Bad boy George January 28, 2009