Kentucky Escort

A sexual partner who happens to also be related to you.

"Dude what's Pete's deal?"
"I dunno man, he's kinda lost it. Rumor has it he saw a kentucky escort last night too"

"Gross"

by yungmelvin June 07, 2017

Kentucky flintlock

Similar to a muzzleloader; place your chewing tobacco on your partners asshole then pack it in using your dick. Then quickly light the hairs on their asshole on fire and watch them shoot across the bed faster than a speeding bullet.

Last night I tried to do a change up to the ol’ muzzleloader and tried the Kentucky flintlock. Learned the smell of burned ass hair is a turn off for her.

by BigToeMo December 12, 2020

Kentucky Mudslide

When someone shoves a PVC pipe up their ass, drinks some laxatives, and shits violently into their partners mouth through the pipe.

Yesterday Jerry gave me a Kentucky Mudslide. I can still taste it.

by SaturnNeptune February 07, 2023

kentucky milk

1 part bull semen, two parts dairy milk.

Jamal brought me a jugathat Kentucky Milk. It's extra thick

by Milkster May 01, 2017

kentucky thumb

When your boom stick booms the wrong way, and you have to stick your thumb inside the whole in your neck.

Did you see the new ak-50?

Ya right before the Kentucky thumb.

by Lemomlimepie6 May 21, 2021

Kentucky thumb

When you have a girl in doggy and you put your thumb in her ass and press hard inside.

Bro that girl last night was freaky, I gave her the Kentucky thumb and she loved it.

by Don’t_worry May 21, 2021

Kentucky Thumb

The act of shoving your thumb into an ovulating female, right at the point of orgasm.

“Gosh, I wish I was having a heavy flow. Ricky gives the best Kentucky Thumb.”

by DougGimmiedome May 20, 2021