Keithism

Sayings or other oddities expressed by Keith Hernandez (the former 1st baseman for the New York Mets).

-"That's an el bomberoni!"
-Well that's a Keithism; if I ever heard one.

by 5Mets7 August 6, 2011

Keith

A small person that is extremely adept to stealth,stamina and being ninja or be a person for moral guidance

Ex.1 Dude how can you sneak up on me you Keith.
Ex.2 thank you for listening to what i have to say,your such a Keith.

by Irick101 December 18, 2008

Keith

In Left 4 Dead 2, he is the buddy of the survivor, Ellis. He grew up in Savanah with Ellis together, having all sorts of adventures, They were separated when the infection began, but Ellis still brags about his buddy Keith whenever he gets the chance.
Keith has supposedly survived these, as well as several other incidents, as explained by Ellis:
Burned on 90% of his body on multiple occasions.
Thrown through a car windshield breaking both of his legs.
Ran over by his own mower. 90% of his body cut up.
Teargassed.
Bombed with chemical, frag, and incinerary bombs.
Stabbed in the back by a ghost, or possibly a hobo.

There is some speculation whether Keith is a real person or not.

"This one time, me and my buddy Keith..."
"Ellis, not the best time."

by Kil Lerown January 7, 2010

Keichan

the process of turning gay after watching a Jackie Chan movie

That movie made me keichan

by Ozeki December 2, 2009

Ku Klux Keisha

A term originating on Clubhouse, it refers to an extremist sect of the black feminism movement who harbor anti- heterosexual Black male sentiments. Born out of the divestment movement, they espouse white supremacist rhetoric by describing Black men as "bullet bags", "dusties", or that "straight Black men are the White men of the Black Community". They promote aborting Black male fetuses and marrying outside their race to prevent the birth of Black males.

I tried to respond but the Ku Klux Keishas kept muting me and saying they won't date "bullet bags"

by Wuhrdsmyth November 17, 2022

Keith

A Keith,
A Guy that is so amazingly hott he doesn't know it. He really has no clue. Funny, considering he is so intelligent you think he'd get it.. Has a really handsome smile and these bright eyes that make you shiver and giggle. He's sweet natured and kind. Goofy and tends to do weird things like try to make you fart or bite your nails for you.. but probably the best guy you'll ever meet. Keith's are a catch and you usually don't know what to say to them except nervously texting "your awesome." Don't let him pay for you every time, it's amusing to see him get mad at the chinese lady for taking a girl's credit card over his. P.S. Amazing in Bed. Freaking Amazing. So pleasing it's unbearable.

Me: Keith! You are so sexy
Keith: No, I'm not.
Me: Seriously, Keith, Do I have to post pics to make you believe me?

by IiSaReDnEcKlOvEr September 6, 2013

Keita

Keita is a loving person she is funny, risk taker, crazy and lazy. Keita's love animals. It can be used for a boy and girl. Keita's are active and hate reading.

Person 1:Hey that girl is so funny!

Person 2: Yo she is a total Keita

by Jdjshfjs October 21, 2018