Kevin

no. just no

person 1: hi my name is Kevin

person 2: ew

by ainnieboomcd December 13, 2019

Kevin

Is a little bitch, has ugly ass blonde hair, walks around think he is the shit and he is in fact not; Kevin likes to sucks lots of dick and finger his own asshole; Kevin has daddy’s money and drives and ugly ass Chevy; Kevin also likes to date girls with the same last name like he’s from Alabama

I love Kevin can’t wait to marry him and adopt kids because we’re gay

by PussySlAyEr20182 September 29, 2019

Kevin

A guy who dates all your ex girlfriends and fucks them before you did

Bob "yo man that guy kevin smashed sandra last week"

Jim "u didnt even smash sandra"

Bob "nah man"

by The Podcast December 17, 2016

kevin

A tall man who is a natural at siege. He can clutch ranked games, carry his team, and even beat Matt in a pistol 1v1.

Kevin is a god at siege and will be ranked diamond.

by Teemo103 April 19, 2017

Kevin

The son of a Karen

basically a bitch that cheers on mom after she is yelling a MacDonald managers after getting to few fries

Person 1: Did you see Kevin with Joe watching Karen shout at that manager.
Person 2: Yeah Kevin is such a bitch
Person 3: wait who's Joe?
Person 1 and Person 2: *evilly laugh*

by Unknown Avacado June 22, 2020

Kevin

Kevin is To uncontrollably shit your pants. It is hard to be a Kevin because you have to hide all of your shit stained underwear and pants. It sucks to be a Kevin and shit yourself all of the time.

Holy fuck! I can't stop shitting myself! Just call me Kevin!

by jstoru October 27, 2019

Kevin

An annoying boy with a small penis . Has a lot of hair and smells pretty bad . Suffers from body thatmorphia and fat fuckositis .

Don’t be a kevin

by Dk8686 May 21, 2020