Jerry Curl Juice

A chemically strong smelling, oil based African American hair product that was designed for corse textured hair, to help retain the appearance of luster and curl in the 1980's.

I could not stand close to the young man who had the unbearable stench of Jerry curl juice.

by the411 June 15, 2007

Jerry Clown

The nickname of the NY Mets' manager Jerry Manuel, commonly used by Mets fans out of frustration and confusion directed at Jerry's managerial decisions and outlook on the team. During post-game press conferences, Jerry is known for laughing hysterically in a demonic tone at times (even when the team is struggling mightily, thus displaying his clown-like nature). He also has trouble forming coherent sentences as he frequently says, "Um" and "Uh" to the extent by which only few can understand what he is trying to explain.

(Post-game press conference following Mets' loss)

Jerry Manuel: "Well um uh we have to uh um uh get into a uh rhythm uh and uh get the bats going and uh when we uh do um we'll be fine uh trust me...ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Mets fan: "Fire Jerry Clown!!! This guy is delusional!"

by dbmjnets September 6, 2010

ben and jerrys

An orgasm in a tub. Great for a girlie night in and fantastic for sorting out bad moods! Phish food is the best

God, I'm in a bad mood. Pass me the ben and jerrys

by Beth January 15, 2004

Jerry springer midget fight

So untasteful yet sooooooo funny you cant resist..

Hey Bob, I was watching this vid, HA HA, sorry man, on youtu, HA HA HAAA, oh my god it was sooooo fun, fu, HA HA ha haaa.. (Ten minutes of laughing later at the video Jerry springer midget fight), HA HA HA, and MAN, I was just looking at the screen shouting JERRY, JERRY, JERRY..

by wl11lam March 26, 2010

Joory

Joory is a beautiful, caring and hard working girl ! She is beautiful inside and outside. She has a beautiful body and dresses very well. Joory can also been a red rose in Arabic.

Wow Joory is so beautiful !

by JYAK August 28, 2018

jerry falwell

See Also: The Good Year Blimp with a southern accent; Vague on eight of the Ten Commandments; Oliver North's bend-over buddy; Proud owner of several Swiss bank accounts; Jerry the Blob; Xenophobe; Persecutor; Book burning money worshiper; First against the wall when the revolution comes.

"It's time for the Old Time Persecution Hour with Jerry Falwell!"

by Carl J. Maltese May 21, 2007

Jordyn

An exciting full girl/ outgoing. Has a way with the mirror & camera. Can Laugh at so many things and give them the other person the chop. Jordyns are a unique person who like to be individual and don't like when people copy. Has a way with fashion and boys and could also be useful in bed. Her hair's simply beautiful.

Boy 1: Oh bro i go out with Jordyn
Boy 2: Jordyn who?
Boy 1: Jordyn JORDYN. You know Jordyn??
Boy 2: Jordyn as in HAIR Jordyn??
Boy 1: Yes man!
Boy 2: Ow HONEST to who??
Boy 1: Honest over my papas grave
Boy 2: ---- :(

by fcuktard April 26, 2009