bajonga-jong

digitally enhanced male package; unnaturally huge junk

did you see beckham's bajonga-jong? it was totally digitally enhanced

by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmkay February 18, 2011

Jonged

To be a consultant who is cut out of a sly commission deal when the client and service provider get together directly.

Consultant: I've finally found a provider that can service all your requirements and cut a volume deal for you too.
Client: Oh it's OK, we're talking to them directly now so we don't need your help, I'll try for a discount though, thanks.
Consultant: Bugger and shit, Jonged again.

by The Celestial Architect August 28, 2021

Jong

makes even the smallest things into big ass deals and is way too overdramatic about everything lmao. everyone kinda thinks it not gonna lie, except she's too oblivious and dumb to ever notice it. bitches to everyone about everything and tries to win every argument without even noticing that she sounds dumb as fuck most of the time. is afraid of in-person confrontations and just backs down most of the time anyway lol.

"jong be makin everything too big a deal"

by gotta keep sly June 18, 2019

Luuk De Jong

the header merchant of FC Barcelona

Luuk De Jong scored another header

by Pexishit FC April 11, 2022

Boom Boon Jing Jong chinky

Ethnic slur for Chinese Muslims

I hate those Boom Boon Jing Jong Chinkys

by SlungySlughterfism December 26, 2022

Kim Jong Un

A very large man who really hates america and has very large nukes to compensate for something.

okay but really he is the leader of North Korea and has been running with the very large hatred of western imperialism and I would say doesn't really care about the well being of his citizens with the recent famines.

"what is he gonna do eat me?" -Royal Pear

Person 1: "did you hear Kim Jong Un is gonna make more nukes?"
Person 2: "he always does that"

by InkDemonnD February 25, 2024

Jonged

it means to cockblock by any means whether verbal or non verbal and to destroy your opponent at all cost rendering him useless for the night

“ oh shit ! Alvin just got jonged again looks like he will have another lonely night ”

by Theinevitablesausage May 6, 2025