by Robbie346747 February 07, 2018
Person 1: Hey! Why he feeding me some of Kim Jong Un's dildos?
Person 2: Because he failed penis inspection day and really messes up with cutting bread now...his fingers were also cut off so it is very hard for him to cut a loaf of bread normally.
Person 3: Daddy
Person 1: WTF!?
Person 2: Because he failed penis inspection day and really messes up with cutting bread now...his fingers were also cut off so it is very hard for him to cut a loaf of bread normally.
Person 3: Daddy
Person 1: WTF!?
by Daaaaah215 July 13, 2024
by Himothy Butler July 24, 2023
The act of disappearing for a couple of weeks or even months to eventually show up rather unexpected.
Justin: Wow! That’s a long time ago. You lost some weight.
Leo: Yeah I was kinda fed up with everything so I had to do The Kim Jong Un for a while.
Justin: Alright man, good to have you back.
Leo: Yeah I was kinda fed up with everything so I had to do The Kim Jong Un for a while.
Justin: Alright man, good to have you back.
by Uhhhhhhidk1888 March 08, 2022
A sexual act in which you engage in consensual intercourse with your beloved and beautiful spouse, for the purpose of creating a male heir to the Kim lineage and a future leader of True Korea.
I'm tired of all these Imperialist thots trynna make me baby daddy. I just want to find a good woman and give her the Kim Jong Un
by Juche Life June 06, 2017
When your balls deep in a american girl, quickly reach out and grab a dildo, preferably one as large as possible. Throw the dildo up into the air so it falls down tip first. As your doing it exclaim loudly: Kim Jong Uns nukes are here! As the dildo or intercontinental ballistic missile (whatever you prefer) hits her in the back, quickly pull out and come into the air. The nut will simulate radioactiv fallout.
Joe: Hey dude i pulled a Kim Jong Un on my girlfriend yesterday!
Bob: Nice man!
The Kim Jong Un: When you pretend a dildo is a missile and your cum is radioactiv fallout
Bob: Nice man!
The Kim Jong Un: When you pretend a dildo is a missile and your cum is radioactiv fallout
by Clapping gorilla cheeks March 26, 2018
by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmkay January 28, 2011