Death Jogger

Someone who jogs so much they lose so much weight they start to look like a corpse.

"I thought that was a zombie on the side of the road but, it was only a Death Jogger."

by AndrewSohma April 18, 2009

Ann Jones

Ann Jones is a very well known tennis player, who played for England in the 1960's. She won Wimbledon in 1969 and it the same year, won the French Open and the doubles at Wimbledon. Her favorite ground to play on is grass. Her Birthday is the 17th October. She has three children (Pippa Jones, Michael Jones and Christopher Jones) and is married, she has seven grand children (William Jones, Harriet Jones, Elizabeth Whitehouse, Charlotte Jones, Emily Whitehouse, Oliver Whitehouse and Daisy Whitehouse).

Ann Jones was a marvelous tennis player.
Ann Jones won Wimbledon in 1969!
Do you think Ann Jones will win this year?

by thelittlebookguide June 5, 2017

terrion jones

Big black hall monitor yells at everyone and mean as fuck

Terrion jones is a big black hall monitor at a school name mcnair he is mean and yells at everyone

by Mcnair / mcnasty July 4, 2017

Dickneck Jones

A particular person in traffic who doesn’t drive very well. Hell, even YOU could be a Dickneck Jones at times.

John: “Hey! This Dickneck Jones just cut me off!”
Jacob: “Bro, imagine what a real Dickneck Jones would look like if it was real...”
Jingleheimer: “ZEY AH EEN ZEE ATTIC!”
Schmidt: “Bruh that thought got me fucked up bro....”

by Your Sleep Paralysis Demon December 13, 2019

The Jones’ Jar

The Jones’ Jar is a jar in which every year a participant is selected to queef inside a jar, this process is repeated until the Master is satisfied with the aroma of the jar. Once the Master is fulfilled he puts the jar under his pillow on Christmas Eve and reviews his participants faces. On Christmas Day at 00:01 he lines up the photos, closes the windows and opens the jar and is infused with the reviving stench of the queefs. The Jones’ Jar is said to revive and desires anyone to use the Process; however you need to be born in heir to the possession of a Jones’ family member.

“Oi, queef in The Jones’ Jar love...”

by JoannesToe December 21, 2020

Brody Jones

The sexiest man alive AKA, SEXY MAN

Man your just like Brody Jones

by Brody Jones January 29, 2021

Brian Jones

The lost member of the Rolling Stones none of them remember

Interviewer: So, do you remember Brian Jones and his influence on the band?
Jagger: Who?
Charlie: Who?
Keith: Who?
Ronnie: I wouldn't know who that is
Wyman: Yeah, I miss him. It's a shame that he died a month after he got kicked out of the band

by ♥🗺☠ May 24, 2021