Justin Jefferson

He can get every hour of the day, he js so fine and he can fuck me all day long`

Justin Jefferson can fuck me all the time

by ilovejjetas November 25, 2023

Jeffersons bath

When an item enters a toilet bowl where fecal matter exists, for example a dropped cell phone or plunger intervention required to clear a clog.
Similar to a Jeffersons pool party, but more personal/intimate.

I clogged the toilet so good, I thought the plunger was going to have to take a Jeffersons bath.
or
I dropped my cell phone in the toilet while taking a shit so I reached in and took a Jeffersons bath.

by anonymous June 26, 2025

Jefferson High School

A school in Missouri where family is EVERYTHING.....literally they all marry their cousins to keep the community close. Only known for their basketball teams which have no relevance now because of a co-op taking place

Oh you went to JEfferson High school?
Yea!
Did you marry your highschool sweetheart?

Well yea! My momma and aunt set us up when we were born😂

by sam.terry03 November 10, 2020

Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence

An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.

Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.

Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"

Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"

Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."

Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."

by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020

Jefferson

The attractive person.he’s very the right perfect man who does anything, likes doing sports (soccer and football) . Can get any girl if he wanted too. Smart intelligent person who cares for others and is very educated.

Omg is that Jefferson

by Beaner2.0 November 22, 2021

Jefferson

The guy you see when you need to ask a question. He is The best guy you will ever know he is so good at listing to you and when you ask a question HE ANSWERS and he is a total catch

DId you see jefferson last night he was so hot

Thanks for the answers jefferson

by TylerdakillerT225 October 24, 2019

Thomas Jeffersons

People who contribute nothing to a conversation, arguement, etc... except for stating their opinion and nothing else.

Person 1: So TikTok is getting banned

Person 2: Yeah I do wonder why though

Persona 1: I believe it's over the fact that it's essentially Chinese Spyware

Person 3: Well, I don't care if they spy on me

Person 2: Thanks for the declaration of opinion, Thomas Jefferson

Person 3: What?

Person 1: Look if you've got nothing to say but your own opinion, piss off

Person 3: Jeez alright...

Person 2: Damn Thomas Jeffersons

by Wilhelmn August 2, 2020