josh

the boy i will never date

you'r a Josh I can't date you

by teachy November 13, 2018

Josh

A man who prentends to be a ladies man, but hides his secret..... homosexuality.

Josh is so far in the closet he lives in Narnia.

by Savanahhh.69 July 5, 2017

Josh

Josh is my God

Josh is my God, no way same

by Josh is my God May 13, 2019

Josh

A guy who doesn't know if he is ganster, country, or skater. Dumps girls via TEXT MESSAGE. Failure at life, can't commit. Leads on girls, then goes back to his EX GIRLFRIEND who is a total BOOOOOOOTYCALLLLL. Dumb pothead, who lies about everything. Likes a lot of whores, thinks he is toooo cool for colllege, and has friends that are cooler than him. More than likely will lead you on and then dump you for no good reason at all. After he dumps you, you will be MORE THAN RELIEVED though.

Girl 1: "He seems really cool"
Girl 2: "What's his name?"
Girl 1: "Josh"
Girl 2: "NO girl, he is a total player"
Girl 1: "Oh, dang"

by aklreinsat-a May 18, 2011

Josh

guy with small penis who throws up alot, who drives on an empty tank east bumfuck and cries during thunderstorms while holding a donkey penis in his left hand and a lubricant in his right hand while his mom is spanking him telling him to go home, he doesn't listen very well because apparently he doesn't get the fact that IT'S OVER. bitch ass nigga

person 1: are you okay?
person 2: no im fucking puking!!!
person 1: are you being like josh again?

by tits_mcgee1234567 August 3, 2011

josh

Josh is a terrible lover and has a 1-inch penis

I heard John is a josh

by j0sh1 February 9, 2018

Josh A.

A huge jerk. Super hot. But will only use you and talk shit about you. Kinda obnoxious. can be annoying.

Dude you are such a Josh A. !

by betchesthese August 5, 2012