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Kim Jong-un

Ruler of North Korea that cried because birth rates in the country was falling.
Oh please, if Kim Jong-un had fed his country well enough then this definition wouldn't have been written right now.
by Empress Kristi December 30, 2023
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Kim Jong Un

A giant fucking fatass who dictates North Korea and makes life hell for basically EVERYBODY who lives there. Oh, and he has labor camps too. Jesus christ. Thank god I wasn't born there.
Person 1: You know Kim Jong Un?
Person 2: The Fatass?
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Ryan De Jong

A sexy guy with a big dick. He destroys pussy all day long!
OMG HE IS SO SEXY! HE IS A RYAN DE JONG!
by WhiteTuxedo April 10, 2018
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Jonged

it means to cockblock by any means whether verbal or non verbal and to destroy your opponent at all cost rendering him useless for the night
“ oh shit ! Alvin just got jonged again looks like he will have another lonely night
by Theinevitablesausage May 6, 2025
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bajonga-jong

digitally enhanced male package; unnaturally huge junk
did you see beckham's bajonga-jong? it was totally digitally enhanced
by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmkay February 18, 2011
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Kim Jong un

A fucking fat ass that likes to bang women in his nuclear missile base. He likes to smoke his weed with his 10 hot fucking sexy babes in the bathroom banging them all at once. After that he blows everywhere and makes the women lick it up and then all the white stuff goes all over the face and tounge. It feels so good
Wanna invite Kim Jong Un over to our house? hes a real baddie
by IlikeBangingBigBlackMenCum November 15, 2023
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Donkey Jong

Ape that lives in the Springbook rain forest of Queensladd. Likes the Coolangata brothel and surfing those nanas at the local beach.
Donkey Jong hates the LGBT community
by Alien Hayes February 6, 2021
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