Jonoligist

The study of dicks

I went to the jonoligist yesterday to get the red bump on my pecker checked out.

by Hah hah ha May 18, 2018

jooolay

a slutty flirty girl that thinks shes super cute. and loves to play mind games with other girls boyfriends, while pretending shes gods gift and innocent. a super duper gold digger. you can find her at a local club on the weekends looking for taken men. a club groupie that refuses to grow up.

Friend 1: "hey did you hear? Jooolay's sneaking around trying to steal Cece's bf . jooolays got his head so messed up.."
Friend2: "yea, shes just being a Jooolay."

by yourabiatch June 7, 2018

jooolay

a nickname for a cute slutty boyfriend stealer. the gold digger type. the name Julie turns to jooolay

person 1: "hey did u see julie at the bar last night?"
person 2: "yea she was all over some girls man, after a few drinks she turns into jooolay"

by yourabiatch June 7, 2018

Joblivion

The endless process of going to interviews you hate for careers you don't want

"In the perennial endeavour to find a fulfilling and exuberantly paid place to work i find that every aspect of my life descends into joblivion."

Interviewer: So tell me a bit about yourself.
You: I am a people person.
Interviewer: And how do you think you benefit the company?
You: I aM a PeOpLe PeRsOn

by Batrick June 1, 2018

jobslob

an individual who spends their time at work wishing they were somewhere else, who shares no interest in the purpose of their role and who generally doesn't give a f*ck.

Simon never pulls his weight at work, he is such a jobslob.

by jobslobblog June 28, 2018

jobil

when your good at something you don't like

I am jobil at car chase games.

by Quixon March 13, 2018

joblivion

the endless process of going to interviews you hate for careers you don't want.
used by a youtuber named exurb1a

- hey, how is life? found a job yet?
- no.
- can't get out of that joblivion, can you?

by talle321 March 13, 2018