An infection in which a cabal of miniature, gummy bear sized Jews lay eggs in your ears, and speak hypersonic yiddish causing mental impairment. They may burrow to expand their synagogue. When the Jewlet eggs hatch, the host experiences an immediate urge to circumcise themselves with the nearest sharp object.
This infection is commonly contracted from nests in pool tables and dart boards.
This infection is commonly contracted from nests in pool tables and dart boards.
1) P1: Fuck man, I keep missing my pool shots this table must be broken.
P2: Nah man u just got Israelitis.
P2: Nah man u just got Israelitis.
by Dr. Not A. Nazi May 19, 2024
Get the Israelitis mug.Overcame bad odds to achieve remarkable things, such as building farms and cities in a rocky desert, escaping the Holocaust with no possessions and then building a business and becoming a philanthropist, maintaining a democracy and a growing population while under attack from all borders, etc
"Jorge was born into poverty and homelessness but he israeled his butt off to become a doctor and now he helps his old community."
by Truthseeker613 January 25, 2024
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by anonymous August 19, 2024
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Get the Israeled mug.People say Israel is stolen because they hate the Jews owning land, literally Israel existed before Palestine, before Islam was a real religion, the Islamic regime stole Israel from the Jews, after the Jews were exiled by the Romans, Palestine is not mentioned once in the Koran but Israel is (But for Jews, not Muslims), and they should realize Palestinian is not an ethnicity, it never was, it's a nationality the actual land belonged to the Jews, since 3000 years ago, Judaism and Christianity formed there this is the truth the leftist media wants to hide.
For more information look up Conservapedia, and search for Israel and Palestine.
Free Palestine From Islam (the territory) (Make it part of Israel)
For more information look up Conservapedia, and search for Israel and Palestine.
Free Palestine From Islam (the territory) (Make it part of Israel)
Israel is not stolen when people say GRRR I HATE I ISRAEL THEY STOLE IT FROM THE MUSLIMS!!!!
You should know Israel came way before Palestine, It is not mentioned in the Koran once, the Muslims just stole it from the Jews by invading it, they have no claim to the land.
You should know Israel came way before Palestine, It is not mentioned in the Koran once, the Muslims just stole it from the Jews by invading it, they have no claim to the land.
by Death To Islam October 23, 2024
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by MR, SMD junior November 25, 2023
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Jake was Israeled for pointing out racial disparity in criminal justice sentencing
Jake was Israeled for pointing out racial disparity in criminal justice sentencing
by SkepticOptimist January 18, 2024
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