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invertism

A society in which everything works in complete reverse, as expected from the world as a child, or is this what is called adulthood?
Have you noticed how invertism holds this world in its grasp?
by Mr. Lay mandeep. April 18, 2017
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inverted slay

inverted-slay (noun)
/ɪnˈvɜr.tɪd sleɪ/

Definition:
The opposite of a "slay"; something that is not good, successful, or desirable. Often used humorously or colloquially to describe an action, event, or outcome that falls short of expectations.
Amber: that woman who lied about flying a plane is a liar. She is definitely an inverted slay.
by asher1842 November 30, 2024
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Inverted Nigga

The term used by the white male who has been granted his nigga card by a fellow nigga. Used to confuse and de-escalate a nigga upset by a white man using the term.
"It's acceptable for me to use nigga cuz I'm an inverted nigga, nigga.
by Jim Blackstone February 18, 2024
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Inverted Batwing

Sideways fisting both someone’s pussy and asshole while falling out of a plane upside-down and wearing a Batman mask.
To interrogate criminals, Batman often employs the use of the Inverted Batwing.
by Mememaster76 October 9, 2017
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Inverted Golden Giraffe

The act of a person with a penis urinating with a full erection while doing a handstand. Sometimes done for humor or after sex, but often done in the fetish style of water sports
Filby: My guy, I was so hard last night I couldn’t even piss. It was impossible.

Dondo: You should’ve just busted out the Inverted Golden Giraffe! Sometimes the only way to pee up, is to pee down. But remember to aim.
by BettyYellowSplash February 18, 2025
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Inverted Tea Bag

An Inverted Tea Bag is the delectable and often painful task of actually ejaculating your own testicles out of your own penis. This is accomplished by withholding from sex or self pleasure for 5 or more days. As climax is achieved the testis will exit the urethra and dangled oh so gracefully by the spermatic cords. It is then traditional to dab the testicles on a friend or lover's forehead.
The last time I attemped to do an Inverted Tea Bag only one of my testis came out. I had to hold a peanut near the end of my penis hole to entice the second testi to come out of its den.
by liboface October 31, 2011
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Inverted scotch egg

A turd with a diarrhea coating that expels very rapidly and usually splashes your ass.
I just dropped an inverted scotch egg and spent the last 10 minutes wiping my ass.
by Harvey Prince May 29, 2021
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