Instant Classic

A movie that went straight to dvd because of a low gross in the box office so it seems like it's been around forever. Also known as a new movie that only old people and those involved in a mid-life crisis actually enjoyed.

"Have you ever heard of that movie?"
"Never."
"They say it's an instant classic."
"Oh, that explains it. No, I have a life."

by MrWaffly September 21, 2011

Instant Regret

When you fart immediately after getting out of the shower, thereby negating its effects.

"Aww, man!" "What?" "I just got out of the shower, and i think that fart was wet... Instant Regret"

by ~Aesop~ October 8, 2009

instant soup

a drug snorted by only dumb asses that are to lazy to boil water

that dumb ass just did cambells man hes gonna be out for weeks

by anonoymous726389 October 21, 2004

Instant Ownage

To instantly own something you have found on the internet by clicking on it and having it come to life.

After finding your dream car on Google Images, clicking on it and it instantly appears in your driveway. Therefore having instant ownage.

by Donofrio_girl November 16, 2010

Instant Balls

Balls that smell like instant noodles, and tend to appear when water is added

Audrey was given water, and immediately showed signs of having instant balls

by James Fildes January 29, 2008

AIM Instant Messenger

Messaging system created so that low lifes can chat online with the "friends" that don't like them enough to either answer their text messages, or actually talk to them in person.

situations such as these bring great relief to the "block" button.

susie: i wonder why that hott guy hasn't answered my constant text messages for the last three and a half hours

-after logging in to AIM Instant Messenger-

susie: oh, no worries! he's online!

by jannnnnnnna July 29, 2009

instant messenger

A two-way pager that weights 6 pounds and costs $500 or more. You can talk to more people at a time using instant messenger than you can with a two-way. You can also type, access the Internet, and play video games in a more humane manner.

For those who would rather have radiation splashing onto their face rather than zapping their genitalia, instant messenger is the way to go.

I use instant messenger when I'm at my day job, but I can only use a two-way at my, uh..., night job.

by handle187 November 7, 2003