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I Hate You

Probably the most honest three words you will speak to your ex but three words you don’t have the balls to say to your ex
Karen: I hate you!
Underpaid intern: I hate you to
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I hate joe Biden

Joey: I hate joe Biden! Joel: me too! John: you better like Biden or die! Joey: punches John in the face
by Braydong44 January 7, 2021
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I hate my life

Common phrase used by females to express discontent in a current situation. These females are often the ones who use the phrase "can you not?"

"I hate my life" is usually meant to be a speech filler; it holds no significant value to a conversation or situation. It is probable that the female is trying to seek attention after mis-performing or failing some task, however, little sympathy is provided by the surrounding population.

Some proper responses to the phrase are the following: "Aww," "Uh oh," and "What happened?" It is disrespectful to reply with the following: "I hate your life, too," "Hahaha, you suck," and "Oh, you fail."
Steph cannot open the file in Photoshop
Steph: Ahh, I hate my life.

Joanne loses in Tetris
Joanne: Oh my god... I hate my life...
by 881 January 23, 2006
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I Hate My Life

Used to describe how crummy one is feeling, usually in a shitty circumstance or after you have a terrible day. Not used in serious terms, no need to worry if a friend says this unless it sounds like they are genuinely depressed.
*trips in the hallway at school, everyone sees, lies and the floor*
you: I hate my life...
by real-life-potato August 4, 2016
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ihater

An applephobe that it so intimidated by the beauty and majesty of the iphone and ipad, that he devotes every waking moment to the pursuit of ihating. Scouring the internet for any trace of applebashing or indication that his lifelong obsession with Steve Jobs' deathwatch has finally ended.
Once my boss gets over his ienvy, he can then begin the real work on his penis envy.

I'm just sayin' . . . he's an ihater
by ssdoc July 4, 2010
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I hate Juice

Verb. A clever, yet racist demonstration to discriminate against those of the jewish ethnicity, religion, and/or nationality.
I hate juice so much I post anti-ojmitic hate vids on youjuice.com
by Paydolf Schmiter January 10, 2010
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i hate america

What Ariana Grande said after she licked a doughnut without paying for it.
Ariana Grande after licking the doughnut: What the fuck is that! I hate Americans! I hate America!
by HeavyMetalGuy360 June 11, 2016
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