A Caucasian male, usually 40-65 years of age who moves to coastal states in the United States of America. Moves to these states despite hating them for being Democrat ran. Easily identifiable because he owns an American pickup truck (Chevy, GMC, Dodge, or some other brand) with an Idaho license plate.
A key feature of an Idaho man is his behavior. He has a strong hatred for pedestrians or cars in front of his home idling for longer than 30 seconds. If this happens, he will walk out and harshly question their activities whilst filming with his smartphone. After he's tried so hard to pick a fight, the person he's filming will usually leave. He will then post the video on the popular website Nextdoor. Even though most of the comments will say stuff along the lines of "Get a fucking life dude." The two or three people who agree with him make him feel like a hero, and the cycle repeats. This behavior can be explained by the fact that he's most likely lived in the middle of nowhere his entire life, so he never learned what a pedestrian is, or how to interact with another human being.
Basically, an Idaho man is equally pitiful and terrifying. Remember, this guy votes, and he's most likely moving to a neighborhood near you.
Disclaimer: Not every person from Idaho is an Idaho man. An Idaho Man is similar to a Florida Man; there's a lot of people from both states, and he just happened to be one of them.
A key feature of an Idaho man is his behavior. He has a strong hatred for pedestrians or cars in front of his home idling for longer than 30 seconds. If this happens, he will walk out and harshly question their activities whilst filming with his smartphone. After he's tried so hard to pick a fight, the person he's filming will usually leave. He will then post the video on the popular website Nextdoor. Even though most of the comments will say stuff along the lines of "Get a fucking life dude." The two or three people who agree with him make him feel like a hero, and the cycle repeats. This behavior can be explained by the fact that he's most likely lived in the middle of nowhere his entire life, so he never learned what a pedestrian is, or how to interact with another human being.
Basically, an Idaho man is equally pitiful and terrifying. Remember, this guy votes, and he's most likely moving to a neighborhood near you.
Disclaimer: Not every person from Idaho is an Idaho man. An Idaho Man is similar to a Florida Man; there's a lot of people from both states, and he just happened to be one of them.
Rob: You see that video of that weirdo on Nextdoor?
Jordan: Which one?
Rob: The one where the dude films some couple because they stood in front of his house while looking at their phone.
Jordan: Oh! Oh. That's Liam, he's some Idaho Man who lives on Pine avenue.
Rob: Is that the guy with the rusty Chevy with an NRA sticker on it? And the patchy lawn?
Jordan: Yea, that guy.
Jordan: Which one?
Rob: The one where the dude films some couple because they stood in front of his house while looking at their phone.
Jordan: Oh! Oh. That's Liam, he's some Idaho Man who lives on Pine avenue.
Rob: Is that the guy with the rusty Chevy with an NRA sticker on it? And the patchy lawn?
Jordan: Yea, that guy.
by MoondogIIe January 30, 2023
Get the Idaho Manmug. Dude! I was so drunk in Couer d'Alene last night that I pulled the ole' Northern Idaho double ejection all over Saydee!
by Montel W February 12, 2024
Get the Northern Idaho Double Ejectionmug. Salmon Idaho, A beautiful little town in the middle of b.f.e. idaho with grocery store that charges considerably more than they need to, you can shop anywhere you want as long as it's in the window of Monday- Friday 10 am- 7pm if you are lucky. They have a barbershop with a totally hot barber she is super nice also. Salmon also has plenty of drugs if you are interested it's not hard to find whatever you are looking for.... sometimes easier than buying groceries.
I will drive hours from anywhere in idaho to get to salmon Idaho, and turn around and drive hours back to civilization.
by Rasy31 June 3, 2024
Get the salmon idahomug. A place located in the west, this state has pretty much nothing to offer. If you want fun stuff to do, move to Cascade or boundary county, or just move to Ada county. Literally this place is the only state in the US where crimes basically do not exist, other than graffiti. Shaped like a gun and full of guns, if you tried to cause someone else's death, you should think twice. Also, the kids there are the most retarded ones you'll find anywhere on planet Earth. The scenery is beautiful. Go to Bitch lake and enjoy the waters. Camp on Sugarloaf island located at lake Cascade. This place is conservative as fuck. That is pretty much it.
"Hey, I am moving to Idaho, mom!"
"Is that in Europe?"
"No, it is touching 6 US states and a Canadian province!"
"Which Canadian province?"
"British Colombia."
"Ok cool."
"Yea."
"Wait, does anyone there play Roblox?"
"Only kids who are gods."
"Ok nice. Let's move there."
"Wait, why did you ask about Roblox?"
"Bc I-DA-HO!"
"Is that in Europe?"
"No, it is touching 6 US states and a Canadian province!"
"Which Canadian province?"
"British Colombia."
"Ok cool."
"Yea."
"Wait, does anyone there play Roblox?"
"Only kids who are gods."
"Ok nice. Let's move there."
"Wait, why did you ask about Roblox?"
"Bc I-DA-HO!"
by Boys of the west May 14, 2022
Get the Idahomug. by The spud master May 5, 2025
Get the Idaho spudmug. by lancers46 January 16, 2021
Get the Idaho Butt Plugmug. Similar, yet far more elaborate and blessed than the Boston pancake.
Only taking place on the sabbath, requiring totem poles, a menstruating massachessetts milf, 3 tubs of Yorkshire lard and a midget masquerading as a dwarf, the ritual must make all parties involve retch, or at the very least sick to the back teeth.
The pancake must be blended by the confused midget dwarf, liberally applied between the milfs tits and pounded 3 times by the totem pole by a reformed gambling addicted native Indian.
The stench needs to be detected in an area covering 3 Square miles to signify the inportance of Big Chief Chawawas favourite squaw
Only taking place on the sabbath, requiring totem poles, a menstruating massachessetts milf, 3 tubs of Yorkshire lard and a midget masquerading as a dwarf, the ritual must make all parties involve retch, or at the very least sick to the back teeth.
The pancake must be blended by the confused midget dwarf, liberally applied between the milfs tits and pounded 3 times by the totem pole by a reformed gambling addicted native Indian.
The stench needs to be detected in an area covering 3 Square miles to signify the inportance of Big Chief Chawawas favourite squaw
by Engleflange McMangletrumpet March 6, 2023
Get the Idaho pancakemug.