Person 1: A random guy just stole my car keys! I've been Israeled!
Person 2: Were you gonna drive your car to suck off Hitler?
Person 2: Were you gonna drive your car to suck off Hitler?
by Homophobia Is A W December 30, 2023
Get the Israeledmug. Taking something that isn't yours, and then shamelessly pretending it belongs to you while playing the victim.
by The Dialectical Marxist March 11, 2024
Get the Israeledmug. noun/verb
When you're at the bar and see your homie coming in to sit beside you,
so you move your belongings closer to you to give them some more space
When you're at the bar and see your homie coming in to sit beside you,
so you move your belongings closer to you to give them some more space
noun: "Ah, my lunchbox is in your spot - lemme do a Reverse-Israel."
verb: I Reverse-Israeled my laptop case so the old lady could sit down on the bench with me.
verb: I Reverse-Israeled my laptop case so the old lady could sit down on the bench with me.
by Cap'n Tinwhistle June 5, 2024
Get the Reverse-Israelmug. by DealTime101 January 29, 2024
Get the Israeledmug. A jewish person with critical thinking skills here. If you open up the torah and you read it, you’ll read the story of how jewish people are descendants of Abraham.
Abraham comes from what is known as present day Iraq. If you know the story, you’ll know jewish people are not indigenous to Palestine.
According to the myth, god says to Abraham, 'Hey Abraham, I have a present for you, free land for the jewish people, you’re going to lead them there.'
Abraham tells everybody, 'god spoke to me, he’s telling me to take you guys to this land filled with milk and honey'; this promised land is never referred to as 'israel'.
So Abraham leads the jewish people to this land, this land is Palestine. When they get to Palestine, there were already people there, so what does Abraham claim god told him to do?
‘Slaughter and expel those people from the land’ – the torah literally explains that jews were not indigenous to Palestine and are slaughterers of people - a.k.a. settler colonialists.
Note: judaism, christianity and islam are all religions created by Arabs that lived in the middle east over 2,000 years ago. Hence, Arab jews, christians, moslems, atheists, etc. with Palestinian ancestry can all claim Palestine as their home land.
Abraham comes from what is known as present day Iraq. If you know the story, you’ll know jewish people are not indigenous to Palestine.
According to the myth, god says to Abraham, 'Hey Abraham, I have a present for you, free land for the jewish people, you’re going to lead them there.'
Abraham tells everybody, 'god spoke to me, he’s telling me to take you guys to this land filled with milk and honey'; this promised land is never referred to as 'israel'.
So Abraham leads the jewish people to this land, this land is Palestine. When they get to Palestine, there were already people there, so what does Abraham claim god told him to do?
‘Slaughter and expel those people from the land’ – the torah literally explains that jews were not indigenous to Palestine and are slaughterers of people - a.k.a. settler colonialists.
Note: judaism, christianity and islam are all religions created by Arabs that lived in the middle east over 2,000 years ago. Hence, Arab jews, christians, moslems, atheists, etc. with Palestinian ancestry can all claim Palestine as their home land.
It’s terrifying that so many jewish people do not know the history of their religion or their culture, especially the ashkenazi, who are indo-European with no genetic connection to the middle east.
Another note: Abraham did not exist, even jewish scholars from Tel Aviv openly admit this and we all know the torah, bible and qur'an are books of myth and most importantly; israel is myth.
Another note: Abraham did not exist, even jewish scholars from Tel Aviv openly admit this and we all know the torah, bible and qur'an are books of myth and most importantly; israel is myth.
by Scholar of judaism November 17, 2023
Get the israelmug. 
Get the Israelmug. Overcame bad odds to achieve remarkable things, such as building farms and cities in a rocky desert, escaping the Holocaust with no possessions and then building a business and becoming a philanthropist, maintaining a democracy and a growing population while under attack from all borders, etc
"Jorge was born into poverty and homelessness but he israeled his butt off to become a doctor and now he helps his old community."
by Truthseeker613 January 25, 2024
Get the Israeledmug.