i love you

i love you too!

i love you, shawn, in a friendly not attractive way!

by like, dude May 27, 2003

I love you

I love you actually means I wanna waste a couple months of your life.

*justin: I love you

*justin: nah I’m only saying I love you so I can act like I get a lot of bitches when in reality I don’t , I’m just tryna show off to my homies and give you fake ass love and affection.

by 420guccigangnigga June 8, 2018

i love cookies

A very nice person who's got a massive penis

I've got a friend and he's a proper I love cookies

by You smell like fish April 8, 2017

I Love You

Something people say and then pretend they didn't

Him:I Love you
Her:I Love You More
2 months after they broke up

Her Friend: Didn't he say he loved you
Her: yea
Him: ew no i would never

by 0o0 mOmMy February 23, 2022

I Love U

Ya no. I don't love anyone but himmmmmm and Olivia will never know!!!!

Me: I love u boii
Olivia: Oh dear
Me (thinking): Olivia this secret's pissing you off lol

by I_am_Zoey April 27, 2022

I love you

Saying I love you gives you/them Full permission to get fucked by them or fuck them get a blow job give the blow job

Girl: you know I love you
Guy:yep 😏
*Stuff that happens after*

by A.little._.cutie June 7, 2021

I love life

An exaggerated sarcastic remark often used when something doesn’t go the way you want it to go. Often used in MMO RPG video games.

Player 1: “I’m going to fish really fast before I go and fight the CEO.”

Player 2: “I love life.”

by tacosokayyy September 22, 2023