Humphrey

A man that loves to day thicc and do wierd hand gestures.👌👌

Can’t be social and has venustophobia.

The fear of cute girls

Man, ur a real Humphrey, Noah

Try not to Humphrey this, ok?

by Thicc dogoo December 5, 2018

humpty trumpty

A man whose fate is attached to a wall, especially one who has little strength or stability.

Immigration fears led to a humpty trumpty candidate gaining support.

by smjgJsbjgsm October 28, 2018

Humphety

Humping in the motion of male rabbits. This is usually practiced in some parts of california and France.

That was damn humphety bitch!

by kev182 September 12, 2005

humpty ass

Silly, stupid, forgetful

My humpty ass forgot to save my paper and I lost it when my computer crashed.

by Taco Tea Co. May 19, 2006

humathermy

To use a loose girl to keep your beer at a good temputature by putting the beer in her pussy and making her sit on ur face when you wanna drink.

Man i kept by beer nice with her last night. She was the best humathermy ever!

by dangle November 10, 2008

Humptree

Insult refering to young males who are often prone to passionate affairs with the letter P. Often moody or giddy. Likes to pretend to be a real man.

You are such a Humptree matt!!

Man up Humptree.

Put the P down and step away from the gay.

by Wee Jockey Campbell. April 12, 2008

Humphor

A person who dislikes confrontation and is extremely annoying and gay. Also, that person probably has only one left nut.

Misael really cried at the prom dance,

Yeah, he's one hell of a Humphor, no doubt about it!

by AzZaZz123 October 13, 2011